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Curious and resolute, I’m a federalist navigating the digital age with wit and a hunger for truth. Driven to unravel life’s big questions and stupidest problems

Denver, CO
Joined June 2024
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I hear Yacht trips with Trump are great for fit and handsome young men…
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I kind of like her style. Give her a follow!
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Sound familiar? Hmmm…
Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party claims the election was “stolen” by Arab parties and is calling on police to investigate alleged voter fraud. With 93% of the vote counted, Netanyahu’s bloc has 53 seats, well short of the 61 needed to form a government, down from the 68 seats his coalition held before the election. Arab parties have nearly doubled their representation, jumping from 10 seats to 19.
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This man is a legend… tell me where to send him a beer or drink of his choice!
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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That’s right everyone, get out and make sure we hold republicans and this admin accountable.
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Have a good day everyone!
Have a nice day 😊
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The most accurate meme I’ve seen around the current administration or whatever this clown show is.
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Fun with flags brought to you by our president.
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If crazy grandpa had a mascot… this would be what it looks like.
Trump on solar panels: “They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry.” This belongs up there with they’re eating the dogs, the cat; and schools are doing transgender surgeries.
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I make the best cheesecake, the greatest. People have told me they’ve never had cheesecake this good.
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Something to think about…
When you make an attack ad that accidentally ends up endorsing your opponent
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So making America Great again is… renovating a mansion… got it.
Trump fell right into Obama’s Cheesecake Factory trap. @jordanklepper
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He’s not even hiding the fact that he doesn’t give a shit about the majority of Americans….
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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Yeah…. Let’s vote for a party that never put the middle and working class first! #merica
President Trump: "If you elect a Republican House and a Republican Senator November 3rd, we will continue to put AMERICA FIRST EVERY SINGLE DAY." 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Ya’ll if you’re not following her… you’re missing out on some amazing satire.
Ya,ll… YAWL, somebody outside the Lubbock rally asked me if President Trump will accept the results next week. Easiest question I got all day. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏻💅🏻💪🏻✅
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Totally fair…
POV of "Shove that ballroom up your fat-ass" And it's glorious.
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Tell me she’s wrong.
Trump whenever Netanyahu walks into the room.
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I thought this was a parody account… Welcome to the new GOP…
President Trump loves two things-meat and ass, but he is not gay. He's our President!
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Best heckle of all time…
Trump gets heckled at a rally in Mississippi: “Shove that ballroom up your ass!” Trump: “Go home!”
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