Cristiano | Wardell | Max Emilian
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Quaint retweeted
"You're just brainwashed by Western propaganda" my brother in Christ, if the best US Psychological Operations Division officer came up with propaganda about Chinese state media banning Spanish football broadcast because of an offhand comment on a meme, they'd say it's too much.
Quaint retweeted
The question is ambiguous.
It doesn't specify whether the second 10% is 10% of the original price, or the discounted price.
Quaint retweeted
Please guys don’t give up on my sister 🤲🏾🤲🏾 we’ve come too far to stop her treatment half way
This really hurts to watch. Looking at Lauretta before cancer and seeing her now… you can’t tell me cancer doesn’t change a person’s life. I just want my sister back. 🥹🥹🤲🏾
Please let’s help Lauretta get her life back.
Donation link in my bio
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GTB: Duke, Margaret
Your support will go a long way for Lauretta.
Quaint retweeted
To clarify, you are, in this tweet:
1. Implying that Lindsey Graham was pro-Israel because Israel was blackmailing him with sex tapes. You have zero proof of this. Because you're a psychotic liar.
2. Claiming, again without evidence, that I'm fine with such tactics being used by "my friends," and that I'm also in favor of covering up sexual crimes. Because you're a psychotic liar.
I hope you get the mental care you so desperately require.
Notice someone getting upset when you expose people who might have blackmail on them. Who else has sex tapes that might be used to control them? I’m sure @benshapiro wouldn’t want them exposed either. That would take away an important tool for his friends.
Quaint retweeted
We paid billions to be ministers under Tinubu, and that’s why he must complete 8 years so we recover our money. - Alwan Hassan, APC spokesperson
Quaint retweeted
Ten Hag diciéndole a Cristiano como entrenar es como si yo le dijera al Barcelona como robar... No tiene sentido.
Quaint retweeted
What problem did going to the moon solve?
What problem do particle accelerators solve?
What problem does any new technology in it's infancy solve? Did the Wright brothers know what their invention would turn into?
Maybe the thrusters on this new car go on to solve some other unexpected problem.
People climb mountains for the hell of it. Why can't someone create an insane impractical flying car for the hell of it?
I could ask half the country that watches football all weekend long in the fall if that time wouldn't be better spent volunteering at a homeless shelter.
Get off of your high horse.
Quaint retweeted
If your Uncle evicts that Aunty , I will pay your Dad’s Fine right now.
Nigerian extended family meetings will show you premium madness. 😭
My dad was just fined ₦50,000 by the family for giving "wicked advice," and I can't even stop laughing.
Gather around for this story.
My dad’s cousin has an only daughter (20 years old). She travelled from Lagos to Calabar to visit her aunt. Because of crazy traffic, she didn't get to Calabar until 1:00 AM.
She called her aunt multiple times, but she didn't pick up.
A 20-year-old girl in a strange city at night. She managed to find her way to the house by 1:30 AM and knocked on the gate. Her aunt actually came out to the gate, but refused to open it.
Her reason? "It is too late. And she has principles in her house. And she also said ,What if thieves followed you? I have to protect my own family."
The girl was crying, begging that she didn't know anyone and desperately needed to use the toilet. Her aunt told her to go look for a hotel in the middle of the night, turned her back, and went inside to sleep.
By pure luck, a soldier returning home saw the girl stranded and crying at the gate. He took pity on her and gave her a place to stay for the night.
The next morning, the girl charged her phone and called her father to explain what happened.
Her father didn't shout. He didn't fight. He just silently stopped the monthly allowance he had been sending to his sister (the aunt), and immediately stopped paying her three children's school fees.
The extended family called an emergency meeting. They said the man was being "too harsh" on his sister.
The man was frustrated, so he called my dad to vent. My dad listened to the whole story and told him: "You are actually being too soft. Evict her and her husband from that house in Calabar. After all, you are the one who built it!"
Yes. The house the aunt locked the 20-year-old girl out of actually belongs to the girl's father! 💀
When the extended family heard the advice my dad gave, they paused the original case, dragged my dad into the matter, and fined him ₦50,000 for "escalating the issue and bringing wicked ideas." 😂
