Huge Spurs fan, film nerd, books. Football Manager, bacon double cheeseburgers. Batman graphic novels. Geek. Go Washington.... (that NFL team). Jaws Rules All
Reading, England
Joined September 2014
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Throwback to when Thiago managed to explain Klopp's detailed instructions to Núñez in record time. ⏱️😂
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can you guys do me a favour and share this
This is Eli Nicholas.
A ‘man’ that goes around building friendships (for years, in my case) just to then make up a story about being homeless before using you as a ‘money mule’ and stealing hundreds or thousands of pounds.
Scumbag.
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Lucy Beaumont has said that she’s worried she’ll never work on TV again after being a ‘whistleblower’ in the David Walliams case, so it’s up to every fan of comedy out there to keep pressure on the big networks to get her back on air. She’s brilliant anyway so it’s a no-brainer!
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We are heartbroken to share that our much-loved friend and colleague Danny Kelly has died, aged 69.
A cherished part of talkSPORT for so many years, Danny brought extraordinary wit, warmth and knowledge to our airwaves. His passion for football, music and life was infectious, and his kindness touched everyone around him.
“I love football, Stan. I love it.”
We loved you, Danny. We’ll miss you dearly.
Our thoughts are with Danny’s family, friends and everyone who loved listening to him.
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A Giannis se le iluminó la cara cuando una niña le regaló todos sus dibujos del año escolar. Un gesto simple, pero lleno de cariño. Y él lo recibió como si le hubieran dado otro anillo.
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Absolutely choked listening to #LucyBeaumont talk on Sky just now. The most brutally honest interview without getting herself into legal trouble. If she’s correct about having no more TV work for speaking out, the TV world is dirtier than we all could have imagined
Exclusive interview on my show NOW on @SkyNews with TV comic Lucy Beaumont who says she blew the whistle on #davidwalliams . He denies the allegations.
YOU'VE GOT A TEXT
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Maria Kanellis once shared a touching story about Umaga and how he always looked out for WWE’s female superstars. ❤️
Whenever they went out during their free time, Umaga made sure nobody bothered them or made them feel uncomfortable. If anyone crossed the line, he was there to step in and protect them.
His intimidating appearance alone was often enough to keep troublemakers away. 😂
He may have portrayed a terrifying monster inside the ring, but behind the scenes, Umaga was a genuinely kind and protective soul who cared deeply about his fellow wrestlers.
A true gentle giant. Gone but never forgotten. ❤️
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🎯✅Espanyol: Took a struggling side and stabilized them into mid-table. Beat Guardiola’s Barcelona at the Camp Nou. Solid first job.
✅🎯Southampton: Kept them up mid-season, then finished 8th. Built his Premier League reputation.
✅🎯Tottenham: Finished 5th, 3rd, 2nd, 3rd, 4th. League runners-up. Reached the Champions League final. Developed Kane, Son and others while spending less than rivals. Best modern period for Spurs. No trophy is true, but this was overachievement, not failure.
🎯✅PSG: Won the league, Coupe de France and Super Cup. Lost the title by one point once and didn’t win the Champions League (almost nobody does there).
🎯✅Chelsea: One season with a young, unsettled squad. Finished 6th, reached the League Cup final. Mutual exit.
He has a ~50% career win rate, elite peaks at Tottenham, trophies at PSG, and is currently doing well with the USMNT.
Reputation comes from overachieving and developing players not from stacking English trophies.
No English silverware is a fair critique. Calling him one of the biggest managerial frauds is not.
Why do you lie to prove a point?
He is genuinely one of the biggest managerial FRAUDS football has ever produced.
How has a manager who FAILED almost everywhere he’s been, managed to convince people he’s elite?
❌ Espanyol — Sacked with the club bottom of La Liga.
❌ Southampton — Won absolutely nothing.
❌ Tottenham — FIVE years, ZERO trophies. Lost the Champions League final and eventually got sacked.
❌ PSG — Lost Ligue 1 to Lille, bottled the Champions League and got sacked despite winning domestic trophies.
❌ Chelsea — Finished 6th, lost the Carabao Cup final and left after ONE season.
Over 15 years in management and STILL no trophy in English football
That Cape Fear series on Appletv....what a pile of boring shit. The first two episodes were promising, but after them it's been a proper snooze fest. They are trying to muddle and deepen the characters, but they have done it too much. Episode 5 was my last watch.
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Don’t really understand the uproar about this James Maddison situation/video. 🤷♂️
Sure he may be drunk, but with an international break I’d assume the non international #THFC players have a couple days off, and he’s just gone to Coventry to see his mates…
Can’t even see the confrontation he’s supposedly had as well.
It’s hardly like he’s passed out on the pavement. Bit of a non story for me.
