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QuipFox🦊@QuipFox15 Feb 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong Got too handsy with your date

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crocodile |CLOSED|@crocodilecrisisMay 17

i’d like for this vid to be erased forever, thank you.

@sparrowincrisisMay 17

crocodile being crocodile

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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More

@MediocreJoker85May 16

Nobody sees the 5am runs. Nobody sees me choosing a salad over fries. Nobody sees me doing yoga in a peaceful sunlit room. Because I don't do any of these things.

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Douglas A. Boneparth

@dougboneparthApr 25

Cashier: That will be $58.49. Me: *pulls out $100 bill* Cashier: Sorry, we’ve been having issues with counterfeit bills lately. Anything smaller? Me: *pulls out $75 bill*

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@BobGolenApr 26

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?" "Brochure."

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@ysljenniiApr 24

me with the laundry from the dryer

@triiadxxApr 24

How armadillos gather foliage for their nests

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@greg16676935420Apr 21

What color hair do they put on a bald persons drivers license?

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Jim Corbridge@MrBonMotApr 13

I wonder if the person who coined the phrase ‘jumping on the bandwagon’ got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.

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Douglas A. Boneparth

@dougboneparthApr 13

So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.

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@RaminNasibovApr 13

My dog after eating my philosophy book

Image from Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov)

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QuipFox🦊@QuipFoxApr 4

Benadryl #HowISurviveTheNight

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Mitch Goldich 🐙@mitchgoldichMar 19

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

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@parkersity_9Mar 19

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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Kristen@Kica333Mar 5

Flour Companies: What if we put it in a paper bag that’s only partially sealed at the bottom?

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Jasmine 🌌🔭

@astro_jazMar 3

I JUST REALIZED NASA SAW MY STUPID ASS TWEET AND REPLIED??? 😭😭

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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UKFeb 20

My cat's interest in this room: Zero My cat's interest in this room when door is closed: Nothing has ever been as important as getting in this room

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Planet Of Memes

@PlanetOfMemesFeb 7

Squirrel + coffee = Super Squirrel

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@DokaRyanFeb 16

Update: shitting my brains out today

@DokaRyanFeb 15

I chugged an Orbitz that expired in 1998

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Crime and PUNishment

@MadCarly26Feb 13

Why do Americans say tuna fish? We know tuna is a fish. I can't wait to have chicken bird for lunch. – at Ontario, CA

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@TheFigen_Jan 28

They were shaken to the core.

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Super 70s Sports

@Super70sSportsJan 29

Mike Brady bought their house with the money he made from inventing Zoom.

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