Here some reasons to vote Republican this midterm: You’re actually glad Trump didn’t release the unedited Epstein files. You love high gas prices. You enjoy paying more for groceries. You smile at the thought of ICE taking parents and leaving their crying children alone on the side of the road. You think a little fascism will be a nice break from democracy. You hate poor people. You hate gay people. You think cutting VA services for our veterans is a good thing. You don’t know there are fewer than 10 trans athletes in all of college sports, so you stay mad about the women they aren’t competing against. You like growing the national debt. You support going to war on Israel’s behalf. You call the cops on Black people for simply existing near you. You think women shouldn’t vote. You love your Mexican friend because he’s “one of the good ones” but the rest are all sketchy. Most of all: You cheer for the boot because you believe it will only land on someone else’s neck.