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Patrick Marlborough/Bang Bang Bart (new account)@cormac_mccafe69Oct 26

god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox

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@lovvewolfOct 24

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

@stockbellaOct 22

If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?

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ドブロスキー@asrn_freizeitOct 21

ドグマ2で1のときみたいにポーンにお話して言い聞かせる機能があるなら、ずっと「登らない」「敵に登らない」「だから敵には登らないでね」「今日はなんで登ろうと思ったのかな？」「遠くから攻撃しようか」「このスキル気に入らないのかな？」って毎日説教してると思うかわいいね…

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@telltalegamesOct 20

Replying to @Neluciko

The fact that we went through a studio shutdown, restart, engine change, and game reboot and we're still here, wanting to do right by the franchise and the fans. We get it. You want the sequel. Good news is that it's coming in 2027. We showed it at Summer Games Fest and to press over the summer. Thanks for you understanding and your support.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Sep 25

random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:

Zito@_ZeetsSep 25

This is random but the backpack is really one of the greatest inventions. Great form and function. Lasts a long time, even the cheap ones. And is available and used by every kind of person.

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@pennyelizabethsSep 24

This is the best thing that has ever happened with my tax dollars. More of this, please.

National Park Service

@NatlParkServiceSep 24

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣

A large bear sitting in water fishing for salmon.

ALT A large bear sitting in water fishing for salmon.

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Howling Moetant 🧊@MoeKJV1611jajaSep 25

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

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アホみたいに円が安くなりすぎて何も買えん…になっており、アメリカさんはさぞお買い物が楽しいでしょうナァなどと思っていたのだが、一方アメリカさんはアホみたいなインフレが起こり何も買えん…になっているらしく、世界がアホで満たされている

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zoe ⊬ VIÓ A SKZ

@minhoadicktedSep 24

cuando la estás pasando bomba pero tu batería social de agota de la nada

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Anónimas@AnonimasenamoraSep 22

Perdón por dejar mi cabello tirado por todos lados, un ángel debe dejar sus plumas por todas partes

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𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐈@GeoTFBCSep 23

We deadass do not need no Playstation 6 right now

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typing...@imlauv_45Sep 23

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaSep 22

USB-C one of the best modern tech inventions and you're complaining

Unky (alter ego)@Keepit10SquaredSep 22

Being able to charge an iPhone, a weed pen, AirPods, a hookah and a PS5 controller on the same cord don’t sit right with me

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َ@gffyoqSep 22

i love talkative cats like yeah bro meow meow you're so real.

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katie@katefeetieSep 22

you think you have a normal amount of stuff but then moving is like "you fool. you idiot. you absolute pile of ooze. you have so much fucking stuff."

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riisen@riisenlolSep 23

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

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The Horror Network@TheHorrorNetwo1Sep 22

Image from The Horror Network (@TheHorrorNetwo1)

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Hyunin on my phone@foxiretverseSep 22

Image from Hyunin on my phone (@foxiretverse)

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izhaan@IzhaasaysSep 22

we went from sept 1 to sept 22 in 10 mins, at this rate, new year’s is tomorrow

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