Comedian, writer, your third wife.
Los Angeles
Joined January 2011
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When a person I’m dating calls me their “partner”, it’s because I’m on the board of Fuckin n Suckin LLC
Glad the country finally put its foot down when life got EXTRA hard to live and not just medium hard. American grit for ya 😉
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While we look forward to Woke 3.0, a conservative is ready to do old school harm and call someone a “social justice warrior”
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I cannot believe the White House’s push for biblically accurate blonde duo of Han Solo and Malfoid didn’t help them cinch these votes smh
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Jan 1 every republican woman in office will recover from their terrible facelift. They will see the light.
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RIP diva, you had a good run 💙
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law.
We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028.
America 250 was a funeral.
The American Dream is dead.
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So I dunk on gooners because they’re melting their brain (and dick and balls) but when i watch 8 hours of Real Housewives a day I’m… “doing research?” Sure.
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is Harry Styles the millennial Chris Martin? I feel like every year he’s got more skinny scarves going on
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Don’t goon and drive
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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In high school my dad tried lie and say he never smoked weed, but i knew he played in a jazz band so he at least did cocaine
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Between Covid conscious lesbian bar and Shane Gillis workout whores the left is really toeing the line before midterms.
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Nothing more dangerous than a guy who watches too much YouTube and thinks he could be an economist.
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Just in case paying for gas and groceries wasn’t expensive enough, you can also bet on how much more expensive they’ll get.
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