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Radical Larry retweeted
telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
I can’t do another day of Cricket vs Baseball.
As always, I have the correct opinion:
Baseball is harder. And I’ve never see worse rhetoric in my life. Bowlers using the ground to assist with movement is objectively less difficult than throwing a pitch with movement.
Radical Larry retweeted
I asked 30 Japanese 12-year-olds one question.
"What do you think of when you hear 'America'?"
(My nephew's teacher let me visit his class. I was not prepared.)
"Hamburgers the size of my head."
"Everything is big. Even the milk."
"Cowboys." Then a boy asked me, "Do cowboys still exist?"
I said yes.
The whole class cheered.
"They went to the moon."
I told them only Americans have ever walked on it.
The room went completely silent. Respect.
"The best baseball in the world. Even Ohtani had to go there."
"Superheroes. They all live in New York."
Then a quiet girl in the back raised her hand.
"My grandma says when the tsunami came, American soldiers came to help her town. She still has a photo with them on her fridge."
Nobody said anything for a while.
Then the teacher asked, "Who wants to go to America someday?"
Every hand went up.
Including the teacher's.
Scarecrow creating a fear toxin, for the sole purpose of betting on college football, is the funniest fucking plot line in any children’s show.
Would have loved to hear @JasonWeigandt call that Herlings charge. Just the best in the business, but more importantly, he’s a class act.
