jasper tummy sketch for jasper
@ jasper
@JasperYena
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
psst
it doesn't matter what the budget was bc Laika is the only studio on Earth with so much money they don't care. you SHOULD have seen this film already yes absolutely
but don't worry, it's not gonna hurt the production team, they're taken care of π
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could've said killed. could've said tear him apart. could've said so many things and yet he chose specifically the gayest option
yall left us in the dark for a DECADE
YALL FUCKED UP FALLOUT, YALL FUCKED UP SPACE, YALL RELEASED SKYRIM AND OBLIVION AGAIN SINCE. AND IM SUPPOSED TO BE EXCITED ABOUT A TITLE DROP.
WHERE IS TODD, I WANNA TALK.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenβt federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan β May 2026).
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βHeard you got the big candy bars. Hand em over to the big scary mummyβ
Happy Halloween ππΊ
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Thought of them #baffy
dude I'm so sick of hearing about what political *celebrities* have to say
our president is an actor, he's hiring actors musicians and podcasters, a streamer is in the news weekly for shit he says, like shut UP
pls vote, we need actually useful people in governance holy shit
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funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded




































