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Rance Burger

@RanceBurger

Yes, I do have a strange name.

 Springfield, Missouri
Joined February 2011
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Lowe’s commercials featuring “Rollout (My Business)” by Ludacris have me remembering 2001 and 2002 very well. It’s the track that’s right for almost any occasion. I don’t know what Lowe’s paid for the rights, but it was worth it.
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New pitchers mound going in at Route 66 Stadium (formerly Hammons Field)… or something like that.
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Yet another year of sad-Googling the date, time and TV network for the Gasparilla Bowl… #Mizzou
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The college football kicking game. AM I RIGHT? #borderwar
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The college football kicking game. Am I right?
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Putting on my reading glasses to read the jokes on the wrapper for my banana Laffy Taffy is a new low point in the aging process.
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The jokes: Q: Where should you never take dogs shopping? A: The flea market Q: How do the sun and moon play hide and seek? A: An eclipse
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The real news here is that someone is watching enough third grade basketball to confidently develop a list of player rankings.
Courtside Films (@CourtsideFilms) profile pictureCourtside Films
@CourtsideFilmsAug 4
9-year-old Kobe Morgan had the full bag on display at the Junk Food All-American Camp! The #1 ranked 3rd grader in the country plays for Kevin Durant's AAU team 👀
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They should just let the kids keep playing forever as long as they are enrolled in classes. Earning your third doctorate? Congrats on your eligibility as a student athlete, and good luck defending your thesis.
College Transfer Portal (@CollegeFBPortal) profile pictureCollege Transfer Portal
@CollegeFBPortalApr 27
NEW: The NCAA will move FORWARD with the 5-for-5 eligibility rule change. Rules would not be retroactive, meaning players who have exhausted eligibility will NOT get an extra season 😳
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Drury Baseball@DruryBaseballApr 27
⚾️RELEASE | 𝗕𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗟𝗩𝗖 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗡𝗼𝗱 📰➡︎drurypanthers.com/news/2026/… #OneDrury
Bain Earns Third GLVC Player of the Week Nod - Drury University Athletics

Bain Earns Third GLVC Player of the Week Nod - Drury University Athletics

Drury senior outfielder Connor Bain has earned his third Athletic Solutions Great Lakes Valley Conference Baseball Player of the Week award of the season after powering the Panthers to a key series...

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Ned Reynolds signs off from Hammons Field one last time.
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Winter Olympics fact: Mass start speed skating should be the only speed skating.
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Trilly Donovan
@trillydonovanJan 12
I would love to see interview graphics for regular jobs. Let’s announce that Bob from accounting just interviewed at the firm on the other side of town because he wants a shorter commute.
Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) profile pictureBaltimore Ravens
@RavensJan 12
We have completed an interview with Kliff Kingsbury for our head coach position.
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(A certain Allman Brothers song starts playing over the speaker) Toddler: “It’s Mandarin Man!” Sure, kid, it’s a song about a guy who built his life around little oranges. When it’s time for eatin,’ I hope you’ll understand That I was born a Mandarin Man.
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Scott Nasby@CoachNasby24 Aug 2025
Just a causal men’s league game where Trey Turner is sitting 94-96 against your local pilots & bankers. Come check out some Grip and Rip action on Sundays at Meador Park.
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Buckle up, your Grand Marshal is reporting for duty! 🍪🏁 #brickyard400 @IMS @NASCAR @MeCookieMonster #SesameRoadTrip
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Time to put on for our city. Get your $5 worth and then some when you check out the GRBL this August-October at Meador Park in Springfield.
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Nothing like listening to some terrible yodeling while you watch an old man’s dreams get crushed …
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Citizen Athletes: Nixa’s Wyatt Vincent and Fair Grove’s Brooke Daniels were honored at a special reception last night as the Daily Citizen's first Athletes of the Year. Both multi-sport athletes received a $1,000 scholarship. Learn more: sgfcitizen.org/springfield-s…
Brooke Daniels and Wyatt Vincent were named the Springfield Daily Citizen's Athletes of the Year. (Photo by Ellie Frysztak)

ALT Brooke Daniels and Wyatt Vincent were named the Springfield Daily Citizen's Athletes of the Year. (Photo by Ellie Frysztak)

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The ball is tipped and there you are. You're running for your life; you're a shooting star.
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