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Random Dadisms

@RandomDadisms

I'm an overgrown kid in my forties with three crazy little boys (14, 13, & 10) and a very patient (and tired) wife.

 Olympia, Washington
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Joined December 2013
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4yo: I wanna shower! Me: Alright, but you’ll need to go get a clean towel first 4yo: Okay! …I guess he’s planning on being in there for a while
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Me: That’s not how you play the game, you have to toss the bean bag. 3yo: Okay… *Throws bean bag at his brother’s head* #boys
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My kids keep breaking the arms off one of my nutcrackers. Instead of repairing it again I discovered it was easier to just give him a friend…
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No help me! I can put on my coat by myself! #BigBoy
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The boys decided to make my lunch for me for work. I'll have to inspect it for dirt & hot wheels cars before eating it.
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"More circles! Keep going!!" I'm starting to regret taking the tandem side by side bike to meet his brothers' school bus. #TiredDad – at East Olympia, WA
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Multiple choice question, this is: A) Late night snack B) Cool mug or… C) Proof my kids got every bowl dirty and I'm too lazy to do dishes – at Washington, USA
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#TheLEGOBatmanMovie was sold out, now at a new theater, stuffing our faces with popcorn… Holy $$ Batman! May need re-fi loan to pay for it. – at Lacey, WA
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They must know my family.
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6yo: Dad, build this at our house! Me: …um 6yo: Yay, Dad's gonna build this at our house!
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So glad we live in the North West. Having a fun day in Seattle.
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Arendelle just hasn't been the same since they opened that nuclear reactor. #LetItGlow
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Oh, so that's what treadmills are for… #weird #Kids #naptime
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One last stop at #DowntownDisney for a family caricature before we fly home.
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It took a small army, 2 pry bars, & a stick of butter but I got it all to fit! #Proud #Dad #Packing – at Anaheim, CA
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Eating up before the trip back to reality. Breakfast was leftover burritos & peanut butter cheesecake. #GoingHome – at Anaheim, CA
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Our last day at #Disneyland going to all the rides we haven't tried yet & revisiting our favorites.
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@DisneylandToday We're turning into drippy messes thanks to the Haagen-Dazs store at #DowntownDisney
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Thank you @bjnovak for this…
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How to tell your child is a true Washingtonian: He draws rain on his restaurant placemat – at Anaheim, CA
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