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Randy Bush should get over himself. Comedian. Gaymer. Junk Food Enthusiast.

Providence, RI
Joined May 2012
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youtu.be/gEeEEc_djco With the announcement of the Mr. Rogers movie, can we please get @st_vincent or Fiona Apple to do a cover of I Like You As You Are for the soundtrack, please? #MrRogersMovie #ABeautifulDayInTheNeighborhood #stvincent #FredRogers #anneclark #anneerinclark
Dear @VH1, how DARE you make me watch this garbage program Grown & Sexy under the false pretenses that @katya_zamo would be on it! We got like 24 seconds of here out of this 30 minute shit waffle. Really?! Why??!!
Kian trying to buzz in is totally my forever mood #jeopardy
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Today is the day! #foofest2018 is happening rain or shine and will be there to paint your faces. @ AS220 instagram.com/p/Bmn4a32B5Vn/… – at Providence, RI
I made my first meme(with the help of my amazing… instagram.com/p/Bi0fDi4gImi/…
There is a glitch in the matrix today because I was able to inadvertently spit on a bird.
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Dear @RuPaul @RuPaulsDragRace and @WorldOfWonder , let me say it again, please consider Wintergreen for Miss Congeniality for this season.
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Dear @RuPaul and @RuPaulsDragRace, please consider Winter Green for Miss Congeniality 2017. I live for her. #rucrewmakeover
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Binging GBBS and falling deeper and deeper in love with @DrRayBakes.
The voice in my head that says "you're being too dramatic" is only slightly louder than the one that says "kill yourself".
Tomorrow I will wake up one year older in a hotel with a indoor water park attached to it.
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Nothing is more deflating to a human than the experience of trying to talk to someone and watching them slowly but actively tuning you out.
I'm considering using peapod to have a mother load of pop tarts delivered to me.
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I wonder if Philip Glass has ever broken an arm or leg in his life and immediately screamed out mazel tov.
I hope that groupies of Philip Glass that would perform oral sex on him call themselves glassblowers. This is my only hope.
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Tonight LBGTQ comedy @improvboston featuring: @RandyBushE @LaurenWalleser @vitaminsnake & more facebook.com/events/21312382…
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Coming to the realization that someone you care about is actually very cruel can be a liberating experience, right?
Tonight I told my uber driver not to defend Limp Bizkit as a band just for the sake of playing devil's advocate.
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Did you know Hootie & The Blowfish did a cover of Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want?!?
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Can people on Facebook see that I've listened to Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want on repeat for about a hour now or what?