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Randy Shafter

@RandyShafter

FPL has ruined my life

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Joined January 2021
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I will be accepting clients soon
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Randy Shafter@RandyShafterOct 28
Benny has promised to only tweet original material from now on if the target is reached. Please do what you can to help achieve this 🙏
Benny Blanco (@Benny_Blanco40) profile pictureBenny Blanco@Benny_Blanco40Oct 28
❤️ Please help me get Tiger back on his feet ❤️ My 6-year-old French Bulldog suddenly became very unwell over the weekend. He became wobbly, lost the ability to stand and collapsed. He was rushed to an emergency vet before being referred for urgent spinal surgery
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Benny has promised to only tweet original material from now on if the target is reached. Please do what you can to help achieve this 🙏
Benny Blanco (@Benny_Blanco40) profile pictureBenny Blanco@Benny_Blanco40Oct 28
❤️ Please help me get Tiger back on his feet ❤️ My 6-year-old French Bulldog suddenly became very unwell over the weekend. He became wobbly, lost the ability to stand and collapsed. He was rushed to an emergency vet before being referred for urgent spinal surgery
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Benny Blanco@Benny_Blanco40Oct 28
❤️ Please help me get Tiger back on his feet ❤️ My 6-year-old French Bulldog suddenly became very unwell over the weekend. He became wobbly, lost the ability to stand and collapsed. He was rushed to an emergency vet before being referred for urgent spinal surgery
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Carrick at the wheel
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Rushworth assist for those on Bench Boost
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Patient (boring) players with shit ass teams sleepwalk into a Gross haul off the bench. Why do good things always happen to bad people. Fuck this world
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This fucking commentator just screaming names out whenever they have a shot. Piss off man
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Konsa is good value at 4.4 over Calafiori when you take into account the Calafiori goals he'll help rule out.
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If I have to endure another season of seeing that fucking set piece coach lauded on screen every time there's a fucking corner or someone dummies a free kick then I'm gonna lose it. Austin MacFuckoff
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Misjudged xHair and now I'm sat with a captain blank and a shite GW1 rank. Terrific.
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Who wants to play a game of Guess the Bastard? Is it me for signing up to FPL again? Yes it is. Well played everyone. Roll credits.
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Number one tosser. Remove Ndiaye assist you pleb
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Not to brag, but admin is currently number one in the world...
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I'm playing BB early this year cos it's a shit chip and I don't want it ruining my team and planning later in the season... Also I've dropped Haaland, picked three Coventry and will be wildcarding in GW3
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4.6k FPL managers wondering why they're sat at a rank of 4.5 million tonight instead of top 10k
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