Coach K

Also I'm putting last remaining Plumlee brother on the trading block, contact if interested (not sure of first name)

I know it's early but I'm about to amnesty Jabari Parker. He's not living up to his Hoopmixtape highlight reel

Still taking applications for the annual summer Duke Flopping Camp!

Rat Coach K is BACK #tellallyourfriends

Big game tonight against GT, a win here gets us back to undefeated

Not letting @RyanKelly34 play today, found his sabotage plans in the locker room

Clemson has only beaten us 4 times in Cameron. That's 4 more times than they've won in the Dean Dome. #badluckcoachk

Demons vs Devils its like a Harry Potter wand fight out here

Seems like @RyanKelly34 only plays well against shitty teams to cover up his sabotage in the big games

Watching A Beautiful Mind in the locker room #actingfilmstudy #halftimeactivity

This Davidson team is like the PGA tour: Only one black guy, and he's the best one.

Another away game tipping off at Davidson #justkidding #neutralsite

When your opponent is on fire: Flop, drop, and roll #timeoutstrategies

I'm starting to think @RyanKelly34 is getting paid to blow this game

Check out how they spell Reindeer... "Broncos" LOL they can't even spell their own mascot right

I can't believe we're losing to this Santa Claus team AFTER Christmas shouldn't they be tired?

I can get you the autographs to EVERY player on the USA team #recruitingtactics

Jabari says he is excited to follow in the footsteps of Austin Rivers, except wants make at least 2nd round of NCAA tournament

We're now ranked #1 in the AP Poll, Coaches Poll, and the "Most likely to lose first round in the NCAA Tournament" Poll