Well, hey down there! If ya found me through the angry MAGA coffee shop, welcome! 🤣

Alright - have admittedly gone a lil’ overboard lately with the swimsuit pics 🤷 Just been puttin’ in extra laps and gym time for a cruise next month. Ya followed me here cuz yer into furries, pups, or just morbidly curious to see what this retired Colonel (not a General, btw) is doin’ as opposed to spending his retired years on a golf course with his peers 🤣

For my 🦓 votes - ol’ Rav hasn’t forgotten about you! Really great swim sesh today. In post-laps hot tub, fit bro gave me some pointers to improve my flip turns. Look forward to tryin’ em out tomorrow!

Happy Humpday y’all! 🏈 #DCFM 📷: @dieDoktor 🍸: @PitchersDC

Now ya know Rav likes pushin’ limits - but when ya can see his frenum piercing through the fabric… yeah, we’re not wearin’ these to the pool 🤣

Alright - drunken midnight confession time… Ravage took a sharp elbow to his snout a year ago playin’ football. Doc told me the other day that to repair my collapsed nasal valve it’ll take surgery (removing rib cartilage to fix the destroyed cartilage in my schnoz!) - and that I couldn’t hit the gym for six weeks after the surgery 😳 So… at what point in the year would you choose to do this???

There are no stolen elections on this page - Ravage is no cheetah 🤣 For those that voted for the spotted cat, here ya go 🐆

How did boa print come in last place? Yer gonna see boa briefs today and like it! 😡

Ya may have noticed Ravage rarely wears “competition” swim briefs from big makers like Speedo or Arena. That’s cuz they’re designed to minimize drag - and they do that by smooshing yer junk. They’re not very comfortable 🤣 Oh - and Happy Monday! 🐺

Renaissance Dawgs 🐺

He doesn’t know it was Navy v Air Force today 🫣

Ba-by Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo… 🦈 Ok, last speedo pic of the week - I swear to god 🤣

I thought I smelled wet dawg up in here 🐾 Sorry for all the speedo pics lately - Ravage been doin’ his laps!

Swimmin’ laps is always better with a buddy. Choose yer lightenin’ ⚡️

Happy Flightsuit - er, Fursuit Friday! Yeah, posted this to wrong account earlier - sorry if yer seein’ it twice 🤣 #fursuitfriday #furrypilot