@RayKump

Comedian, Host of Kump podcast, https://nitter.cf/t.co/c16LCneDR2

 NYC
patreon.com/RayKump
Joined February 2012
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If you work at a Data Center, you might as well work at the Holocaust.
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The smartest thing God ever did was not making us shit out of our dicks.
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He’s gonna announce that he’s giving America to Israel.
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@Polymarket
Sep 28
JUST IN: President Trump is scheduled to make an unspecified announcement from the Oval Office tomorrow at 2 p.m. ET.
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The craziest Mandela Effect is people who think Obama was born in America.
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It’s surprising that we all can’t agree on what the best tv shows are when we pretty much agree on everything else.
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Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Wire, they’re all fine, but The Shield made a simple scene like Lem enjoying his favorite sandwich more impactful than any of them could ever hope to be.
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Just saw Primetime, not sure what people are mad about. Besides that one scene where Robert Pattinson spends 10 minutes explaining why Epstein was innocent, I thought it was pretty balanced.
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Chris Hansen is a creep because he only cares about ratings, while Lance Oppenheim only cares about awards and critical praise which makes him a super chill dude.
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Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making AI that will destroy all life.
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The NY Times released a list of the Top 100 parts of your body to jerk off, and they listed Dick at #35. What are we even doing here?
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“I want us to do only the work that is *deeply* good but somehow confused for being evil, because that is the work of the courageous and the strong.” This is the kind of shit someone says right before they tell you to shoot a kid.
Eric Weinstein
@ericweinstein
Sep 26
Okay. I’ll take the bait. I went to work for Peter in 2013 with opposite politics. He sat me down right at the beginning. PETER: “I don’t want the (Thiel) Foundation to do good that the market can do. That is the job of the market. Likewise, I don’t want to do the good work that is seen as good. That work can be done by people richer, weaker and more needy of approval than we are. I want us to do only the work that is *deeply* good but somehow confused for being evil, because that is the work of the courageous and the strong. We strive to be both and that is where a small foundation can make the greatest positive difference. Go look for such good and let’s do that. But remember. Good has TWO different antonyms. What is “bad work”? It could be seen as shoddy work. Or it could be seen as evil work. And we can’t do shoddy work. Why? Because evil that isn’t competent never gets to be evil. It’s just pathetic. So we have to be exceptionally competent at the good work which we do to make sure it is always confused for evil.” I thought it totally logical. So that’s the argument. And that’s classic Peter. This is an old idea of his. And now you know.
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The best season of The Wire was that one where McNulty started murdering homeless guys who were doing Stolen Valor, and Lester was always making those little doll houses, great stuff.
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if you think about how small my family is, when my grandpa died that was the equivalent of one million 9/11s
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸
@infolibnews
Sep 24
Benjamin Netanyahu says October 7th was the equivalent of "sixteen 9/11s." "Proportionately," the death of 1,200 Israelis is "equal to" the death of 40,000 Americans, he says.
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Mad Men is just a guy cheating on his wife and feeling sorry for himself cause he grew up as a sneak thief in a brothel. I don’t care at all about that. Big L.
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Breaking Bad is overrated but still a good show. Better Call Saul is an unwatchable power fantasy for geriatric cowards.
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The New York Times listing The Shield at #70 is the literal definition of fascism.
LOST
@TheLOSTworld_
Sep 25
The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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My son just told me he’s dressing up as The Covid Lesbian Bar for Halloween. What does that mean?
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America was so rich in the 2000’s that we used to pay gay men to hook up with women just to sell some jeans.
Album Aura 💿
@AlbumAura
Sep 22
Abercrombie & fitch ads via early 2000’s
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Oh, you think that capitalism is destroying humanity? Well, what if I told you that gun in your mouth was made by capitalists? How do you reconcile that?
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This feels like one of those AI videos where fast food mascots debate abortion.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 23
First clip for Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’. In theaters on October 9.

The Social Reckoning

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