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Rachel Johnson

@Rayrayy33

Denver, CO Instagram: @rachiejohnson33 Psalm 46:5

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Joined December 2008
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Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation. Text: okay, well, some of those things are symptoms

ALT Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation. Text: okay, well, some of those things are symptoms

text: and some of them are just being a person.

ALT text: and some of them are just being a person.

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I’m sorry, but you’re telling me Kit is *not* Beth from Queen’s Gambit?? #TheBachelor
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We may be 0-3, but at least we get a W for our fans!
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@NFLMemes27 Sep 2020
The Broncos have the entire town of ‘South Park’ in the stands for today’s game and someone needs a raise
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I work at a hospital (essential), but I work in marketing (non-essential), but my boss wants me to come support the COVID task force (essential), but Denver is on stay-in-place.
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@NFLMemes12 Mar 2020
Space Jam predicted this! 🦠
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I will be asking for resumes from here on out. This is pure GOLD
kristi (@kristiitat) profile picturekristi@kristiitat25 Feb 2020
told a guy if he rly wanted to take me out on a date then he should send me a cover letter (jokingly ofc) but he actually sent me a resume???
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This is the most satisfying thing to watch
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@barstoolsports23 Jan 2020
Give this guy all of the awards. Every single one of them.
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Women's Humor
@womenshumor16 Sep 2019
Aye, sounds pretty good!
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Me: *has seen the entire series at least 5 times Also me:
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@netflix25 Jun 2019
We're sad that NBC has decided to take The Office back for its own streaming platform — but members can binge watch the show to their hearts' content ad-free on Netflix until January 2021
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Drake’s behavior during the NBA Finals is definitely in my top 5 of the most annoying shit of 2019.
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Trey Kennedy@TreyNKennedy8 May 2019
Millennial Boyfriend Shool — Session 2
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My favorite thing about corporate world is having a 1 hour meeting solely to discuss the structure of future meetings 🤗
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Cassie, on the Bachelor, a dating show: “being in a relationship in general is a big commitment” I’M SORRY, WHAT 🤦🏻‍♀️🤔#Bachelor
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MILEY
@miley11 Mar 2019
Your generation = 7 Rings MY generation = 7 Things 💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍 Simpler times. @selenagomez
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OH NO @prattprattpratt DID YOU SEE THIS BREAKING NEWS?! 😂🤔
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jen merritt!!!@jennifermerr9 Nov 2018
listen: until a boy gets down on one knee, hands me a ring pop, and says I’m his girlfriend, I am single
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But not for North or Chicago 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@KimKardashian7 Nov 2018
I voted today for my baby right here and his future!!!
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