Rob

*Liverpool signs player for £1 billion in 2032* Liverpool fans: this is money from the Coutinho sale

Knew Fofana was missing that when he was spinning the ball carefully when he was setting it on the spot. You’re doing too much bruh

Still my best tweet

because obviously he’d make 2 saves

My god what a ball Phil

Think every Guehi header has gone directly to a Brighton player today

Passive Godzilla GK son or overly proactive twink GK daughter

Great hockey goal for Reis there

That’s such a cynical foul

Shoot the fucking ball

We really need to keep 1 of the FBs further back than we are rn. That ball into the channel is basically taking out the entire team bar 1 trailing CB every time

We keep trying that ball on the ground thru the middle to our No.9 and it keeps not working every time lol

Kova giveth and Kova taketh

Bouaddi off is a catastrophe

We need to drill long punts at Samba in training all week every week if he’s going to be the backup 9

Love when players bounce it in front of gks so much. Hard to do it intentionally but feel like the odds of it being saved plummet once a gk needs to account for how it’ll ricochet