Archie The Archivist

I find myself fascinated by the conversation between Old Man Consequences and Elizabeth at the end of her route. For it is one of the only times we see Old Man Consequences lash out and break from his usual calm demeanor

Sir delete this right now.

Exquisite enough to be hung on the Faz-Fridge itself!

How intriguing, it's exciting to see more guards being added even after the game's release. Now, just to click on this link so I can unlock him

Who the hell is Randy Redbird?

Morse downed 6 beers in 40 seconds, vomited in a bucket, and threw the bucket at my temple.

An individual I was quizzing couldn't guess glamrock chica in only 6 guesses so I caved his head in with a giant rock

Blank just told me that he believes in Foxy is a good guy theory. WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!?

I regret to inform everybody that they got Popgoes...

It does sadden me quite a bit that Blank's old design was scrapped in Frickbear's 3. Not only for it's more game accurate portrayal, but also it's slew of references to Five Nights At Freddy's, POPGOES and other franchises on his body.

Was talking to Candy The Cat earlier and he sort of implied that he thought "Michael Afton was the name of the crying child from FNaF 4" so I unfortunately had to burn his house down. Just doing my civil duty of keeping the streets clean from false information about the lore.

Five Nights At Freddy's+ got cancelled AGAIN

Upon doing further research, I was informed it may be beneficial if i were to "go fall down a hole" and what do you know, I ended up right at the source! Now to dig deeper and find out just where I've landed! This is going to be as exciting as the release of MyPopgoes on PS4!

Of COURSE someone like you would've been suprised by The Reagent's inclusion in Endless Mode. Anybody with a brain saw this coming a mile away

Does anybody understand this reference? My archives are unable to locate what this could mean.

You know, it's funny watching all of the commoners argue about Bonnie's fur color. "BONNIE IS BLUE" they say, "BONNIE IS PURPLE" they say, while us true scholars have been aware for nearly 12 years that he is actually a nice shade of tangerine.

No way dude, apparently freddy fazbear was going to be called "freddy bear" originally I need to spread the word on this

Doing research into this "Adult Theory" I...oh my...good heavens

Stop asking me what the capital of france is, my expertise is FNaF, not geography.

You know, originally funtime freddy was the pink one and funtime foxy was the purple one.