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Keep your circle tight! TRUST NO ONE.. NOBODY!

Boston, MA
Joined October 2010
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No matter how many pairs you buy, socks always go missing somehow.
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Don't beg for a relationship.
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I’ll treat you like a queen but every night you getting slutted out.
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i’m happy, hurting, and healing at the same time, don’t ask how.
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Being lowkey is the best shit you can do nowadays
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so if i don’t text first we won’t talk?
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they miss you when they realize they can’t replace you.
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I’d rather be heartless than heartbroken
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being called ”my love” hits different
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i be single & still uninterested 😭
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i just wanna be important to someone.
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stop calling your busy friends fake we aren’t 16 anymore people have responsibilities
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stop giving 100% to ppl who give you 10%
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Hide your sadness, no one cares.
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we could spend the whole day together and I’ll still miss you the moment you leave
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sleeping is so hard when you can't stop thinking.
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Getting paid $18-$25 is the new $7.25-$9.00
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We hurt our own feelings by thinking we mean more to people than we really do.
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silence is my response for everything now
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normalize telling people your true intentions instead of wasting their time
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