Pikachu has decided to attempt Diana’s Dare: 270 steps. He is approximately one foot tall. I admire the ambition. I question the logistics. Team Rocket does not offer shuttle service for exhausted employees. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Planning today’s expeditions. Distance, terrain, difficulty…and apparently an alarming amount of discussion about ticks. Even Team Rocket has enemies it should not engage. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Traveling incognito today. The disguise is flawless. My associate is less subtle. A visit to the Pokémon Fossil Museum seemed appropriate. One should always study the remains of those who failed to evolve with the times. -G #TeamRocket #Pokemon #FieldMuseum

No tournaments. No schemes. Just a little leisure travel. And yet Pikachu is already reviewing the emergency procedures. Apparently Team Rocket never truly takes a day off. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

“The Boss Wants Answers” continues. What Pokemon card should be banned for insubordination? Disobedience cannot be tolerated in a properly managed organization. Which card deserves to be made an example of? -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

A capable Boss knows when to recognize talent. His tournament run may have ended early, but @realjustatyrunt’s career in Team Rocket’s media department appears to be progressing nicely. Promotion pending. 🎥 -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

“The Boss Wants Answers” continues. Which Pokemon card is the most criminal? Every format has one. The card you see hit the table and immediately think, “Surely this cannot be legal.” Present your evidence. -G

Operation Louisville requires specialized personnel. Several candidates have now been acquired: experts in entanglement, deception, and making opponents deeply uncomfortable. Final roster decisions remain classified. -G

I warned them this system would not deny me twice. It did not. Wave 1 merely delayed the inevitable. Wave 2 corrected the oversight. Registration confirmed. Giovanni is officially headed to São Paulo for LAIC. Order has been restored. -G

Introducing “The Boss Wants Answers,” a new interview series where I ask the Pokemon community the questions that truly matter. First: Which Pokemon is worthy of joining Team Rocket? Choose carefully. Our recruitment standards are exacting. -G

After years of speculation, the mystery of the Team Rocket briefcases has finally been revealed. I trust the public will handle this information responsibly. -G

Denied by Wave 1. Irritated, certainly. Defeated, never. Tomorrow, the return for Wave 2, and this time I will secure my place at LAIC. #TeamRocket has overcome far more formidable obstacles than an overloaded registration page. -G

見事だ。待ち時間さえロケット団の作戦に変えるとは、実に頼もしい。勇気ある挑戦者たちに、この会場を本当に支配しているのは誰か教えてやりなさい。 Excellent. You’ve turned the wait into a Team Rocket operation. Well done. Show those brave challengers who truly runs this venue.

Today I filmed a series of player interviews. Seven hours later, after the suit was off and every chance to introduce them properly had been squandered, I finally thought of the perfect title. I have been a content creator for five minutes and already know true suffering. -G

Finally seeing the appropriate respect for #TeamRocket on the main stream! #GoHonchkrow -G

This may be the finest banner ever displayed at a Regional. Clear messaging. Strong visual identity. A Pokemon who fully understands the assignment. -G

Persian and I met Skitty and @ChienPaoMeow today. I am pleased to report that #TeamRocket’s diplomatic relations with the feline community have never been stronger. -G

Baltimore report: undefeated against every recognizable Pokemon deck. Less successful against the aquarium, produce aisle, and percussion section. #TeamRocket will be reviewing how civilization arrived at this point. -G