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I'm making an array-oriented language. Here's a short sample that searches for prime numbers: github.com/JeffIrwin/syntran…
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BREAKING: Trump publishes a list of bogus voters fabricated by Communist China. None of these people are real
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NEW: I’ll be speaking at 10pm Eastern tonight to discuss my 1975 elementary school student council loss which still irks me 51 years later.
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isn't the whole point of *shared* libraries supposed to be that you *share* copies of it between multiple apps all from the same company using the same version instead of wasting space on duplicates
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trying so hard not to look at the hot lady in the grocery store that i'm now in an aisle i've never been in before holding a product i can't identify
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for the last ten years i've been enduring an in-house binary package manager at work. all it does is download files, unzip them, and generate some cmake lists. sounds simple right? 30 python spaghetti files. painful to use. slow as hell. and it needs pip just to bootstrap itself
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but it's 6 minutes faster in ci/cd. zero security vulnerabilities from random pip dependencies. and i never have to fix it again because python shipped a "minor" update that broke everything
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ten years of suffering replaced by one lunch break and a mass of bash. mass of bash still mass, but mass of bash is faster mass
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Notepad++, the popular text editor used by programmers, was hacked by the Chinese government…
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This is bad. Putty level bad. notepad-plus-plus.org/news/h…
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guys, be very careful with granting permissions to claude outside of a sandbox! it just implemented a 1000 line module system in my programming language and then added new functionality using the module framework without breaking compatibility. i didn't ask for this!
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knocking off strudel dot cc in fortran
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advent of code day 10 part 2 in syntran 3 minute run time, no math libraries
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#include("ut.syn");let g=read_char_mat("i.txt");let m=size(g,0);let n=size(g,1);let i=[0'i64;m,n];for y in[1:n]for x in[0:m]{let z=y-1;if"S"==g[x,z]i[x,z]=1;if i[x,z]>0and"^"!=g[x,z]i[x,y]=i[x,z];for w in[x-1,x+1]if w>=0and w<m if"^"==g[w,y]i[x,y]+=i[w,z];}println(sum(i[:,n-1]));
advent of code day 7 part 2 in syntran
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of course "include utils" is a bit of a golf cheat, but that's basically my stdlib and i haven't modified it
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if you're looking through a text file and trying to find numbers with at least 3 or 4 digits, it's a good opportunity for regex! #regex #programming #coding
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