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DFS/poker I golf enthusiast/slum lord I MSU Alum I MN sports cynic

Apple Valley, MN
Joined March 2009
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"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance... But not for me.!!"
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Black bird singing in the dead of niiight!
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i feel it in my plums
Those kids have no idea how close they were. A man can only take so much. I hope this changes his life positively forever.. He is the good guy.
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“Fuck me to god damn tears😆😆😆” the full versions of him getting wrecked by Empiremaker is so good
En vanlig dag för investerare på börsens mindre listor:
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"The Departed" is a pretty silly movie. Jack Nicholson gets worried about a cop in his crew. His crew is like 5 guys where 4 of them don't really speak English and one of them is brand new and just dropped out of the state police academy
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This offense is ELECTRIC
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Had a range session so bad yesterday I called Mizuno customer service to verify the serial numbers on my irons
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They did this shit to me last year and I called out of work for a week
Duane from super cuts still got the touch
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Just got this sucker on EBay. 27’ is my year on the greens
Is this Strokemaker Putter from 1985 Legal? See Comments
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Scottie stinkler
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Ain’t that the truth
if a nigga starts a message off with a “yoo” it means he’s gonna ask u for something
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Green Bay Packers fans getting off the couch after watching their team get dog walked by Carson Wentz
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Justin Jefferson to Kyler Murray in the redzone tomorrow.
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Yesterday I caddied for a group with more money than they could spend in many, many lifetimes. And I'll admit, there was a period during the loop where I felt envious. They were talking about trip after trip after trip that they had planned all over the world. Multiple homes. Dinner plans at expensive restaurant. Etc. But today I get to have the joy of morning coffee in my comfy chair. I get to walk a beautiful golf course and come home with some cash in my pocket to pay the bills. I have leftover Chinese in the fridge. NFL is starting. I have great followers on X who support the mission at the Sober House. My family is healthy. I'm healthy. Turns out, I'm rich! Happy Sunday, Friends! Rooting for you!
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Imagine you get one shot to hit on the news and this is the drive you hit 😭😭
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If we were a proper country
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James retweeted
that first night as a homeless person gotta be crazy
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In the past 4 years Alec Baldwin has killed more people than Patrick Cantlay has wins.
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This guy is clearly a freak and very weird dude but there's something magical about these jersey chasers getting scammed
This mf got 26 women to send him 1.3 mill. Thats crazy. Why would yall donate money to a rich nigga, but expect a broke nigga to pay for everything? Makes no sense
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