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@RealLifeFrog
Welcome to my pond.
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Joined January 2026
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Apr 28
NASA I love you but what you did to my home that day was fucked up.
The Golden Age
@thegoldenaged
Apr 27
A frog was blown into the air by 2013 NASA rocket launch
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 29
I may have failed this time but I will be sure to get you next time…
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 29
Video credit: naturspektrum on instagram
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 25
You saw nothing… I am making my great escape…
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 25
Video credit: sand_art_australia on instagram
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 24
I can see you.
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 24
Picture credit: u/mossyfrogmin
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 24
I can’t believe you saw through my leaf litter disguise….
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 24
Video credit:
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PmAmTraveller
@pmamtraveller
Oct 17
frog cake done by anuki.bakery
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 17
Recently, some of my followers visited my pond to educate me about various things.
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 17
Video credit: kamilkowalewski1234 on instagram
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 17
Who are you and what are you doing at my pond?
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 17
Video credit: virgilthetherapydog on instagram
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 14
I apologize for my hiatus from frog posting. The frog is very busy with work. The frog will return like the frog always has.
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まのまに𓆏
@mamama_gd
Oct 8
#1日1カエル
She was a fairy…🧚♀️
Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 5
My son wanted to show me that he could “fly.” Well to his credit he did… briefly.
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 7
Don’t bully me. I can only walk in short strides…
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 5
My son wanted to show me that he could “fly.” Well to his credit he did… briefly.
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 5
WAIT THATS MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cozy
@cosyposter
Oct 4
"And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 1
I am approaching you… Quickly…
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Frog
@RealLifeFrog
Oct 1
Video credit: shizu_kaeru on instagram
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