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Here to yap about nothing in particular. Sorry if you followed me from a hit tweet.

Joined April 2010
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A list of psychologists in JHB. Some of the email addresses and areas of focus are missing but hopefully they will be populated over time. docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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That has got to be the most flattering dress ever because I couldn’t even see her bump at first glance
Ciara and Russell Wilson attend the 2026 Wall Street Journal Mag Innovator Awards!🔥
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This is good.
Why is @Our_DA teaching our kids rubbish at WC Schools, is this even allowed @Siviwe_G ?
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You’re not even South African, why are you calling us ‘Chommie’ ?
Chommie, if you missed the presale, this is your moment. 🥛🍪 General on-sale for #MilkCookiesFest is now open, with Olivia Dean headlining in CPT and JHB. GA, Golden Circle and VVIP Tables available. Tickets will sell out. Tickets.milkandcookiesfestiv… The countdown to #MCMW27 just got real.
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Love a ballerina flat with the strap across the foot.
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she toreeee
2 years ago today, Tyla released “PUSH 2 START.”
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anok yai at heidi klum's halloween party
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a papaya instead of a heart…10/10 execution!
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Just saw a TikTok of a doggy airline, Bark Air. It’s basically a private jet experience for dog owners and their dogs.
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I FOUND THE RECIPE
Nia Long, Regina Hall, and Sanaa Lathan—all over 50—go viral after linking up with immaculate face cards! 👑😍 ✨
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Zero star rating for the user experience. The rollout is horrible. It felt unprofessional and unethical, one can even add that it’s conniving. It’s upsetting me and my homegirls
Wow South Ahh! 🇿🇦 Clearly y’all don’t play about Olivia Dean! #MilkCookiesFest pre-sale tickets are gone 💨 If you got early bird tickets + presale tix, we can't wait to see you JAN 2027. Limited VVIP Tables & Golden Circle + GA tix will be sold tomorrow. Thank you for every refresh, every queue and every comment. We’re back on the road to #MCMW27 🥛🍪
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Ben Affleck juggling a Dunkin' Donuts order
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more of Ella at the Hunger Games premiere 💫
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Do you want to do this or not….
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Lagos Fashion Week thank you for the beautiful Imprint Show. And Thank you to the South African Embassy for showing up to support.
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Get up! A new Hertunba collection just dropped at Lagos Fashion Week 😍
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Replying to @TheCosmeticLane
*Jump-scare warning as you swipe through* Shared by Waves.Wildflowers.xo: “On August 12th, I went to get my filler topped up before our trip out East. This is something that's become routine for me over the years.Judge as you will. I'm aware I don't "need" it. Thanks. Don't care. This time, I had gone to a new injector after seeing the same girl previously for 10 years. Someone so many girls at work recommended. This was my second appointment with him. It turned out he wasn't a doctor. He had lost his license nearly 10 years ago for dr*gging a colleague. What he injected into my face wasn't filler. We don't know with certainty what it was, but we know it wasn't all filler. They believe he cut it with an acid that was never intended to come into contact with skin, let alone be injected into your skin. The result was necrosis. A medical term I had never heard until it was something I was dealing with. The acid burned right through my cheek on one side. I have a literal hole right through my cheek. I'm being told I'll heal. In fact, I'm being told I'm healing well considering the damage that was done. Physically. Mentally, I can't say the same.”
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Lauryn hill when her man hurt himself to make her stay
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Jordyn Woods at The 2026 WSJ. Magazine Innovator Awards.
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I'm sorry but this so good, like really great.
i love this issey miyake look on her
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This was so funny 😭😭
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