Erling Haaland broke Gabriel. He hasn’t been the same since the World Cup, he’s a shell of his former self. On behalf of the entire league, THANK YOU @Erling for humbling this man.

Manchester City went from ”banter era” to ”City’s league to lose” in 4 weeks. Incredible.

Chelsea, Spurs AND Arsenal lost this weekend

You’re getting PECKED by the seagulls 🎶 @Arsenal

I was about to ask why Spurs didn’t make this list but realized Manchester City is the ONLY club Spurs consistently take points off every single season 😭

Guys. Shut up. Relax. Don’t get too excited.

Brighton have taken the lead against Arsenal? I rather just stay silent so that the inevitable Arsenal comeback at the end of the game won’t hurt as much.

No refund for Savio & Marmoush btw @SpursOfficial

After Pep Guardiola left, Manchester City were supposedly entering a ”banter era”. Our rivals were celebrating, praying for our ”inevitable” downfall to finally commence. But they SEVERELY underestimated how well City are structured. The club’s structure, the clear guiding principles, the professionalism that are built into this club at EVERY level is second to none. It’s been in place for AT LEAST a decade. This has left Maresca with the right people, tools & resources to build a new & competitive City side. That’s the difference between City & all other Premier League sides. This is why City keep THRIVING season after season while United, Spurs, Chelsea and even Liverpool struggle to stay competitive in the long term. My club 🩵

MCAIDOO SCORES TOO, OUR ACADEMY IS HAVING A FEAST LMFAO

- Samba debut & 2 goals - Allan debut, 1 assist & 1 goal - Bouaddi assist - Rayan Cherki goal - Ait Nouri 2 assists - United bottled it and lost last night

Manchester City ending the meeting after getting £85m for Savinho from Spurs

I really like Enzo Maresca. Just had to put it out there. Big shoes to fill after Pep and he’s handled everything with perfection.

ALLAN GOAL AND ASSIST, JUST HAND HIM THE BALLON D’OR ALREADY

We’re currently witnessing O’Reilly at CAM and Ait-Nouri inverts into that #10 role next to O’Reilly whenever we’re in possession. Tears in my eyes. Maresca, you proper mad man.

Samba debut goal, Allan debut assist, Bouaddi first assist, Cherki goal City fans right now: