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Gay, Jewish, דתי, Zionist. Lover of music and politics. 🔞 Moots: Will delete quote tweets of you on request. He/Him Hornpression Priv: @FakeTweetofMe

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Joined June 2023
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Eh. Sure. I'm pretty gay but I'm *very* Jewish.
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And hopefully the last.
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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It’s called “being an every man.”
Fascinating how Trump gushes over Jon Husted but can scarcely find anything positive to say about Ken Paxton.
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We have two spare spots at the wedding so that either means we have extra food or space for a New York Oomfie as long as they have a costume that scores at least a 4/10 on the slutty scale.
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dads
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Again, it really truly deeply sickens me that Israeli politics must all come to a stop and steadily anthrax itself to death over the demand to keep one single wretched festering cancerous abortion of a human at the centre of its politics. And Israelis REFUSE to see that.
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Again, it disgusts me Israeli politics is so wretchedly broken that regardless of whether it’s a right or left coalition they all must form with the aid of disproportionately powerful, openly anti-Israel parties.
Do it do it do it do it
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Not all Arab parties are as bad as this just like not all religious Jews parties are like this but coalitions demand literally ALL of the extremists on their wing to form and so they do. This isn’t healthy politics, it’s smug suicide.
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“Bottoms?” I hardly know ‘ems!
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My general rule is that polling that tells of a blowout/massive change or even unexpected flip which goes against past trends is not to be trusted. Does that happen? Sure. But when push comes to shove the voter composition it requires almost never materialises in the end.
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I dunno, touchy heavy subjects seems to be what Zoomers want. The only original horror that’s made these days that gets exposure is dark commentary films.
We've sadly hit another puritanical stage of media consumption. Nothing can be sexual, nothing can be overtly violent, nothing can touch heavy topics, nothing can be problematic. If they do we get 400 word essays on why you need to be put on a list for engaging with it.
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…are you sure you’ve gone through both of them? Bear, awkward pansy sadsack though he is, isn’t really anything like Victor Frankenstein. Bear doesn’t even really want to have his wish answered. Victor definitely wants to create life, he’s just a judgey douchebag about it.
i've been reading frankenstein and it reminds me a little of obsession. y'know, "nice boy" creates a monster he begged for and immediately neglects it
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I see this comparison a lot but like…is it referring to pre-zombie Jason (Michael is irrelevant) or…? Cuz Michael is a rando crazy dude who was once sidelined by a coathanger and Jason is a one man meat grinder who survived the vacuum of space and atmospheric re-entry.
MICHAEL MYERS vs. JASON VOORHEES… Who Wins?
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Always hated this kill. It’s a cool idea but I just don’t buy Tatum being that dumb and it frustrates me the movie expects me to agree she suddenly is cuz cool kill sequence.
Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven
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Might get fired soon award. :D
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I would have mine done up in rhinestones just cuz.
Eisenhower’s green Oval Office clears them all
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If you were asked to push a button, Democrats would lose the Michigan Senate race. However, the final Senate map would look like this (light shade means flip):
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Hashtag life goals?
Today’s crazy Wikipedia find!!! Can you imagine that…
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Alright y'all I’ve been off teaching can someone catch me up on what is going on with the election in Israel?
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"Common Era" and "Celsius," respectively.
Does anyone actually know what “CE” and “C” mean on a calculator? Or are we all just clicking both of them multiple times?
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