Roseanna is a former Royal Guard who defected from the Empire. She serves as the primary bodyguard for Kemari (@Rebels_Reaper). (Parody) (Male Writer, age 31)
Joined October 2026
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"My loyalty to the Empire died when I found out what they did to Kemari's parents."
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{Male writer}
{Multi-ship with chemistry}
{Strictly SFW}
{Open DMS}
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I'll just say it. I am so happy for Kemari. I told her someone would want her. I think Karisha is the perfect match for her.
[🛡️]: I like to imagine that Rose is so much happier, now that she's away from the Emperor. Kems is back in her life again & the two are on really good terms.
They're back to kidding around with each other, & enjoying being in each others company again after so many years. <3
One of the positives of serving as her primary bodyguard? Hearing the cheese slices hit the door. It makes the job pretty entertaining.
Flips an imperial officer, then shoots him in the kneecaps and nuts while he's down.
She finishes him off by dropping a thermal detonator by him and walking away, letting it blow him up.
[Better late than never.]
It's been way too long, and I feel like it's only fair after we've been away from each other for so many years.
[She then smiles at her.]
[It took her long enough, didn't it?]
I'm glad I have you all, so I fully plan on enjoying this.
[She hugs her a little more, then lets go.]
Kem-Kem, would it be okay if I took you out to eat sometime? You know, so we can hang out like we used to do?
[🛡️]: Shipping call!
Shipping with Rose requires chemistry. I'm open to shipping her with just about anyone. :)
Guarding the Reaper is way more honorable than guarding that ugly creep. It's more rewarding, and I'm treated a lot better too.
[It always feels so good to hug Kemmy. She really missed her hugs during her time in the Empire.]
I'll do just that. I don't need to think about my upbringing when I've got you all to focus on.
[She starts rubbing her back too while they hug.]
I'm glad things are okay now.
Kems just spooked her, so she's taking a moment to recover from it.
...She may never get used to her phasing through the walls.