@Reboticant

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE 'Clueless Idiot, not the worst' -My mother Cars, Dogs, Guitars, Chaos, Scrap Art Prolonged exposure could lead to drowsiness or death

State of Denial
Joined November 2018
MR CROWLEY Why's your one finger a stump? MR CROWLEY your intonation and mix kinda suck
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AI is really just the next step in evolution. Far too much work to make a human less squishy and extend their longevity instead of creating metal children that can survive the vacuum of space. Stupid humans and our squishiness.
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Rising gas prices are causing a steep rise in consumer prices and will slow any future economic growth. It is a tax on all Americans.
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went to the flea market today to acquire yet another weapon to use against my enemies, and they don't even sell fleas in bulk. You have to buy old furniture and collect them yourself. Everyone is so lazy now.
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everyone is asleep post mediocre memes
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STRANGER THAN FICTION, Bollywood Edition: Stick with me and read the whole thing here, because it is NUTS. On Saturday, Ted Cruz goes on ESPN’s College Gameday and gets roundly booed. People try to defend Cruz by noting a bunch of people in the crowd seemed foreign. Texas statewide political candidate Bo French posts a photo of a section of the crowd at the Texas-Ohio State game showing a large mass of Indians in one section. Everyone loses their minds and starts flinging poop at each other over mass immigration and Indian assimilation. Three days later, news breaks that NFL all-star TE Travis Kelce was scammed out of a ton of money by an illegal immigrant and Indian scam artist Siddarth Jawahar. Siddarth Jawahar, an illegal immigrant, reportedly attended the University of Texas for several years. And this is the best part: Siddharth Jawahar hired a political consultant named Jeff Roe to help him get a lighter sentence. Recorded jailhouse phone calls captured Roe and Jawahar scheming about how to manipulate the judge in the case. Jeff Roe is one of Ted Cruz’s top political consultants and ran Cruz’s presidential campaign in 2016. Truth really is stranger than fiction.
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So old that the last time Sweeney was trending it was about Johnny Depp eating people
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awkward i was trying to send pictures of my dogs to her, not to her penis
Rep. Nancy Mace tells men to stop sending her penis photos. 📸🍆 🎥: @hicharliecotton
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this 👇
There’s nothing I yearn for more than someone to quote tweet me with only: This 👇
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Walk down any residential lane in Japan, and you will spot a bright yellow sticker on ordinary front doors, doctor offices, and bakeries. It shows a cheerful cartoon snail or house: "Kodomo 110-ban no Ie" (Children’s Emergency Safety House). It is a quiet social contract between thousands of regular citizens: If a child walking home from school ever feels scared, gets lost, or encounters a suspicious stranger, they don't have to search for a police station. They can run up to any home bearing that yellow plate, knock on the door, and know they will be protected. The homeowner immediately opens the door, brings the child inside, gives them a glass of barley tea, and calls the police and parents. Zero government funding. Zero personal fame. Just everyday neighbors agreeing to act as human shields for other people’s children. An entire nation wrapped in an unbroken blanket of community love.
🤖 Made with AI
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A paciente tem uma raba gigante. O raio-X deixa bem clara a silhueta dos glúteos bem volumosos na região pélvica.
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Women can’t even imagine a scenario where a woman has to take responsibility for
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野良犬がプロレスに乱入するの何度見ても面白すぎる。
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two week update. These 5 are the leaders. 3 seeds in foreground. Plants are cool but I still preferred growing drugs
Using my criminal super powers for redemption, instead of evil. It's giving me the ick. (giant thornless blackberries)
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wore out 40 magic eraser sponges the past 10 days scrubbing every floor, wall, door, and baseboard and now everything is clean but also missing a lot of paint
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I've had more successful pickups the past two weeks by simply imagining every woman I talk to is a retarded child and it feels nice but is also really blackpilling
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if you had to live in a giant shoe with a litter of your bastard children, what sort of shoe would it be?
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We crack reverse aging in the next 10 years, Boomers all get it as part of Medicare D, then immediately vote to remove coverage from Medicare D, and outlive all of their millenial children, who can not afford homes, let alone reverse aging.
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i want to retweet so the original post gets the likes but so many mutes say they turn off retweets and quote tweeting bypasses this. It's basically Sophie's Choice.
Replying to @AirBuddDwyer
Hank - Jeremy (Pearl Jam cover)
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