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SmoresAndChores🔞

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🔞 | He/Him | 19 | Red Alert certified Valve Smasher | PROSHIPPERS DNI MINORS DNI SFW Account - @SmoresAndChore

Joined September 2026
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Finally, some spikes and valves plus my headcanons for the mods they have ^^ (FT. LL command, the DJD, Medics, and whoever the hell I felt like) #valveplug
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Another few headcanons: - All arrays on forged bots are the same when they emerge, but most mod them to have a unique factor. - Constructed cold bots are cookie cutter but personalized. - Camiens have a huge culture of modding. And strange spikes are common from the start.
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- Minibots from Prion (such as Nickel) all have spikes like that. She was gonna frag one of the D.J.D. at one point but it turned into a questioning session
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I think there is a whole market for sex toys on the Lost Light, like, whenever they land on a planet someone buys a whole bunch and auctions them off to everyone
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DAN@fistingtronNov 5
Never trust your bartender #valveplug
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🍎 piie@Spoilt_AppleOct 7
day 7: cockwarming #valveplug #swerve #ultramagnus
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カルキ@Kmars565Oct 31
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K. MDNI 🔞@kiwimisuOct 29
My favorite kind of bottom is 35-60 years old, sexually repressed, looks modest and sweet but is secretly a pervert. Must have too much pride to admit their true self, yet is easily corrupted and turns to a sloppy sex maniac when bouncing on cock Please give me recommendations🥸
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One trillion Cliffjumpers, One trillion Huffers, and then a Blitzwing and an Astrotrain all for myself
Wolfie256 (@Wolfie2567) profile pictureWolfie256@Wolfie2567Oct 29
You have $10 How do you defeat Unicron?
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Quick n messy #valveplug
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Xmunnit@XmynnitOct 27
Hmm Car dih👀
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Might make a spike and valve reference sheet
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Cyclonus and Tailgate fuck nasty and try and get Whirl involved but he thinks they’re inviting him to rob a bank, shows up with gear, and then they fuck real nasty send tweet
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#kinktober : frottage old men frotting in the trenches mfmgmfffjfjfjfjf #valveplug #kup #ironhide
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Kari • Ryo@Ryokari4Oct 21
#fortredbros
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Saw the template so had to do it for myself (and of course there’s a ton I have that aren’t listed here)
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Blackarachnia and Slipstream? Oh my brain has been opened and I shall now find everything I can
Robot Husband of the Day (@robothusbando) profile pictureRobot Husband of the Day@robothusbandoOct 14
Replying to @robothusbando
Please note, ships are arranged alphabetically for sorting purposes and reflect only characters involved, not dynamics. The 2026 survey accounts for 674 existing ships as tagged on AO3. The vast majority of ships are under 100 works.
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Kari • Ryo@Ryokari4Oct 19
WARNING : Needle #valveplug #fortredbros
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I think everyone on the Lost Light would rock wedding dresses except for the Scavengers. They need to be dressed like they just killed god on their way to a redneck wedding
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mech kisser💋🔞@stolenafterdarkOct 18
REPOST cause I accidentally deleted the original || Kinktober Day 14: Vore #valveplug
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