Former Human Being
Cocytus
Joined March 2021
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TheTreeofLife retweeted
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
TheTreeofLife retweeted
suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication
TheTreeofLife retweeted
today I learned my mother had to teach me as a child to look where she was pointing instead of just doing a vague confused stare
because today she pointed to the watering can and I squinted and she went GOD I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU MESS THAT UP SINCE YOU WERE LITTLE
TheTreeofLife retweeted
So many immediate responses. Thank you for all your wishes for the game and Valentines day. @DamselinDreams Happy Kiss Day today?
TheTreeofLife retweeted
if your leftist queer space leaves no room for me, the most mean aggressive annoying anti social person you can imagine so i can constantly make everyone walk on eggshells around me as a sign of some sort of moral superiority, is it really a safe space at all 😥
TheTreeofLife retweeted
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
TheTreeofLife retweeted
Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?
