She/Her, Account 18+, Minors DNI, usually bored and unhinged.
Galveston, TX
Joined March 2018
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Rachel Clausen retweeted
Do you know how fucking unbelievably hated and disliked you have to be for other countries to want to chime in on the celebration too??? To those countries, I say thank you.
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Rachel Clausen retweeted
A group of fluffy king penguin chicks chasing a feral cat in the Falkland Islands
Rachel Clausen retweeted
this guy took a “vow of poverty” and refuses to work to support his family. he has 5 kids living in a trailer that barely has electricity or running water, and only because his parents gave it to him because they were horrified that he was trying to make his family sleep in tents. he keeps making his wife have kids because he doesn’t like his daughters and wants more sons.
he insists kids are cheap to take care of (because he doesn’t bring his kids to the doctors, doesn’t let them go to school, barely feeds them and doesn’t buy them anything), and mocks single mothers for having kids they “can’t afford” with “deadbeats.”
yet here he is, a deadbeat of the highest order begging for money to have more kids he can’t afford
Rachel Clausen retweeted
Son: Dad, weren't those two guys comedians?
Dad: Yep. But when they put on those black suits and sunglasses, the joke was over. These guys could actually bring the house down.
Rachel Clausen retweeted
Los Democratas tienen talento para no soltar la presidencia en los proximos 25 años:
Ossoff: Judio, heredero millonario, productor de documentales y parecido a Kennedy.
Ocassio-Cortez: Latina, Neoyorkina, animal politico y maestra del marketing digital.
EL-Sayed: Musuman, Academico Brillante y con "Macho-fit" vibe.
Talarico: Pastor Protestante, Profesor de escuela, voz de locutor profesional y pinta de boy scout.
Hinojosa: Latina Catolica, Tejana, Abogada con amplia trayectoria en activismo por derechos laborales y Civiles.
Colom: Afroamericano, Abogado respetadisimo a nivel nacional y con pinta de "Tio Phil" (Abogado Afroamericano exitoso y bonachon)
Todos bien parecidos, con habilidades comunicativas excepcionales y absolutamente carismaticos.
Rachel Clausen retweeted
It feels so good to read “Texas Attorney General” and not have the most evil shit follow it
Attorney General-elect Nathan Johnson says he won’t sue out-of-state doctors who mail abortion pills to Texas.
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Rachel Clausen retweeted
Today, I announced the leadership for my By and For The People transition team.
In the coming days, we will announce ways to get involved in the transition and the incoming administration.
You can learn more about our team here: governorhinojosa.com/
Rachel Clausen retweeted
Friendly reminder: The Big Beautiful Bill was written, passed, and signed by REPUBLICANS! 218 Republican votes in the House, 50 in the Senate, with JD Vance breaking the tie! NOT ONE Democrat voted for it!
Trump signed it into law July 4, 2025! So when the consequences hit…DON’T blame Democrats! Good day!
Rachel Clausen retweeted
BTW the Big Beautiful Bill starts in January, the same time our new elected officials are sworn into office, DO NOT CONFLATE THE TWO THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGES THE BILL WILL CAUSE
Rachel Clausen retweeted
The task ahead of the Texas Democrats is immense. You only have one shot to show people how Democrats will be different than 30 years of Republican one-party rule and you can't fumble it into your own end zone like the Longhorn offense.
