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sweeter than Yoo-hoo

Joined October 2022
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Right right right because in the nfl they don’t play hard for seeding or home field advantage when they’re locked into a playoff spot
If this was next year, the biggest game on tomorrow’s slate would be like Iowa/NW. The rest of these top tier matchups would essentially be scrimmages with playoff bids already locked in. So enjoy the day. There might never be a better college football regular season Saturday
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Kim Mulkey was so upset about Election Day she had to take it out on poor Texas southern
🐯 Largest win in D-I history against a D-I opponent 🐯 Fewest points allowed under Kim Mulkey LSU really beat its opponent by over 100 PTS 😱
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Never one to unit shame but this is very funny to me
Soooo the Massachusetts Gaming Commission is going to get a presentation today about the Bill Simmons proxy thing. According to a memo to commissioners, "FanDuel reported that the matter involved 22 wagers with a total handle of $21,800."
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Kraft in is pre-op
Patriots owner Robert Kraft is recovering from back surgery, which he said will keep him “on injured reserve” and force him to miss Rob Gronkowski’s Patriots Hall of Fame induction on Saturday. Story via @MikeReiss: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5038…
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buddy here lamenting the suburban leftward shift from his couch in AMES
The Des Moines suburbs are a liberal married woman and disengaged SportsBro husband shi*show. Just absolutely feckless.
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why would republican secretary of state paul d pate do this
I am an election worker and I will say that Iowa switched to all brand new electronic voting equipment for this election. Strange timing...
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heartwarming: man takes step back from work so he can spend more time jacking off with son
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Like rats from a sinking ship
Correct Trump did not deliver. It was never for the people, it was all himself
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Turn those replies on big boy. Don’t run.
“You’re a far right extremist” God forbid a white boy not want his state to get Rhodesia'd
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More like Mariannette Midget-Meeks
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type of shit that plays on the scoreboard in the bottom of the ninth when your team is down 10 runs
IT'S GO TIME, PATRIOTS. 🇺🇸 MAGA. 🦅
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POV: you’re about to listen to the worst maid of honor speech you’ve ever heard
"I am honored to be your wife. I am honored to have you leading our family. And as much as so many people want this for you so deeply, even they have no idea yet how honored they will be to have you lead them." Tonight in Sioux City, Annie Lahn introduced Zach by sharing the message that she sent to him on the morning of the primary. ❤️ 🥲
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Is anyone suprised that @Team_Sand would try to rig this election? i know im not
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They’ve done it. They’ve found the smoking gun.
🔓LEAKED: Rob Sand's 2003/04 controversial runway footage during his time as a fashion model in Paris and Milan for Prada, Giuliano Fujiwara, and Number (N)ine has been found online. Sand has noted that modeling at age 20/21 was one of his "craziest jobs." 📸SOURCE: Fashion Channel via YouTube
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An all-time KF press conference tangent today about tv networks
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Its so wonderful to watch these losers cry
Mahomes drove down the field and won that game. False start gets called to take the touchdown off the board. When they replay it you see absolutely no false start while in slow motion frame for frame. Someone needs to put their foot down and start handing out suspensions that ACTUALLY impact the refs lives because there is literally no penalty for the refs who can blatantly throw an entire game.
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It’s absolutely perfect
.@POTUS, in Kansas, on the Chiefs' gut-wrenching loss today: "I did not want to interfere with your football game, but maybe I should have… That was a nasty ending." 🤣
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