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Leader of the True Baptist Brovenloft Church. Against all forms of deviltry, including elves, vampires, and other dark things. #BROSR account

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Joined April 2021
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Movie Megathread! Oh Yeah! First up, the film that doesn't give one fuck you think, the mighty Deadbeat at Dawn! nitter.cf/ReverendHopkins/status…
Deadbeat By Dawn is simply put a shotgun blast to the face. Let's do this! #Revmovieposts
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Walking through a part of the rules most skip
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Every time when @TheFreeSeaElf gets harassed by a foid.
my favourite thing about rescued baby walruses is that its geniunely critical to their health that they are cuddled 24/7 for like two years just clinically clingy blobs
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They're doing this to me Monday.
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage as Space Ghost's grandfather, Leonard Ghostal (1997)
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What's your favorite 90's horror movie? Can't be Scream, Silence Of The Lambs,The Blair Witch Project, Candyman & Misery
What's your favorite 90's horror movie? Can't be Scream, Silence Of The Lambs,The Blair Witch Project, Candyman & Misery This is a fun ass movie.
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Razör (accidentally) predicts the result of the Midterms, days before they happen, and (not accidentally) offers some words of reassurance: youtu.be/p40fMCkFg8c
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Newsom just commuted the sentence of the man who locked this boy up in a cage, made him eat cat shit and shot him with BBs for fun only to watch him die.
BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom has commuted the death sentences of all 548 people on the state’s death row to life without parole, in the largest mass commutation in modern U.S. history.
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I don’t know why people keep complaining about the price of RAM, it’s only $13
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New Post: What is a City Eater? Exactly what is the sort of modern monster that would devour a city? Check out today's post to find out! *Link in repy*
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Dare to live!
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As a rule: Buy these on GOG instead. They play better, they're updated to run on modern machines, and you are given an offline installer, so you actually somewhat own your games.
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Replying to @lilxslime
TOBE HOOPER COMMENTARY: Heh, the thing about those skeletons. Those are real Chinamen bones. It was cheaper to buy em than to make them. VINGER SYNDROME INTERN: Huh? TOBE HOOPER: The craziest thing is some just had perfect teeth. A Chinaman skeleton. Perfect teeth.
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JOHN CARPENTER COMMENTARY: Right there, blammo. What a dumb cheap trick. Ripped it off from a Howard Hawks picture. God, this is a piece of shit. WILLIAM FRIEDKIN COMMENTARY: That was take 57. After this scene I put a gun in Gene Hackman’s mouth for fun.
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So I got my hands on some of the 90s Topps Goosebumps trading cards, the most interesting of which I think are the ones that illustrate scenes from the books. Here's some scans of those.
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New, by me, at the Retreat: The Culture: I Did Not Stutter bradfordcwalker.blogspot.com…
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Dark sorceress.
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Remember Carl Benjamin gloating over America's woes when he cries and begs for sympathy for the plight of the poor, wee Brits a few days from now.
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Drawing my son as a d&d monster. The Gewlber. He uses his hook to steal items and trip people and then runs away.
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Bronson, easily.
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010) dir. Panos Cosmatos
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