rex volcano (@RexVolcano) | teapawt

With the sheer amount of time & resources invested in this chance for Cal Football to Get It Right, this was a wild risk to take. Looking worse every week

Joaquin Ruiz @WalkingRuiz

In Jordan Somerville’s first media availability as Cal’s offensive coordinator, the 30-year-old mentioned having only called plays at the “12-U” level. Somerville also mentioned leaning on Nick Rolovich, as a first-time OC: “At the end of the day, I haven’t sat in this chair.”

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your weekly reminder that Vegas lines are engineered to generate the highest possible betting volume, not reflect the likeliest possible outcome

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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers

The best TV show of the 21st century is 30 Rock. Prestige is fake. Tina Fey should be carved into a mountain. We can debate her flaws the way we debate Abraham Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus.

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The year is 2162. Only fragments remain of the society that came before. Each year, our people make a pilgrimage to the great obelisk carved with the face of our God, the almighty Beast Mode Sio

@DanielJPoulter

Usl soccer at its finest.

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Woke up thinking about having a generational QB arm talent fall into your lap and having him throw the ball five yards sideways over and over

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PUT YOUR (CAL) HAT ON

@ToshingMyLupoi

As a former Cal football employee, Cal alum, and lifelong fan who attends 8+ games a year, we will never convince the casuals to attend until we produce a brand of football that doesn’t make people physically ill

PUT YOUR (CAL) HAT ON

@ToshingMyLupoi

Cal fans will show up once we start winning consequential games, simple as that...

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both, currently

Friday night college football game or the next A24 horror movie? You decide

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not thrilled

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Win this game please so we can laugh about this someday

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WARNING: they have armed the mayor. approach with caution

Mike the Hot Dog Mayor

@MikeHotDogMayor

Sword

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*sees Jaron on a bus ad* Oh we’re so back *sees a billboard for something called “Law Tigers” Oh it’s so over *sees a guy in a Cal hat* Oh we’re so back *sees a bunch of orange graffiti* Oh it’s so over *sees a blue building with gold windows* Oh we’re so ba

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@mere_de_rousses

Can confirm. They left burrito joint recs on Rhett Lashlee’s voicemail last year. One of a kind fanbase.

Your fanbase: Feverishly dreaming up deviant, sickening things to do if they ever figured out how to acquire Dabo Swinney’s phone number Our fanbase: Acquiring Dabo Swinney’s phone number and leaving him a heartfelt voicemail wishing him a great day in Berkeley

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Your fanbase: Feverishly dreaming up deviant, sickening things to do if they ever figured out how to acquire Dabo Swinney’s phone number Our fanbase: Acquiring Dabo Swinney’s phone number and leaving him a heartfelt voicemail wishing him a great day in Berkeley

PUT YOUR (CAL) HAT ON

@ToshingMyLupoi

Left Dabo Swinney a heartfelt voicemail last night wishing him a great day in Berkeley today

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One of the most chaotic weeks I can remember, the spirit realm is going absolutely nuts right now. Have to think this favors Cal over Clemson

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I’m hearing that 17 members of the Clemson football team (including 5 starters) are at the Berkeley mayor’s office right now requesting asylum from South Carolina

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The request is expected to be approved on humanitarian grounds

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Leave it to Stanford fans to post without doing the research

MightyCardinal @MightySCardinal

Replying to @RexVolcano

Rex, you’re quietly jealous. It’s ok. National brands associate with winning programs. Dialpad associates with Kal. B2B = B player to B player.

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One of the top 5 funniest non-Theranos options, I will need some time to absorb this news

Stanford is unveiling a DoorDash jersey patch in the game against Georgia Tech this weekend. It’s part of the largest sponsorship agreement in school history and will include a presence across the athletic department. DoorDash started on Stanford’s campus as a class project in 2013.

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Relegate them to Major League Soccer

@David_Ornstein

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…

Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

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Clemson fans who would like to defect to the Free State of California, there will be an information table set up on the Memorial Stadium concourse level outside of Section E/EE

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