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stuck my finger in my nose and i swear i felt someething grab my fingertip and shake it. an ally in an unlikely location.
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I always stick around for the full credits of a movie to see if I was in it or helped make it.
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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My favorite genre of image, if you have more below please feel free to add
RT @MarvelStudios: All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Cha…
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Everybody involved in the decision to give Gromit a voice should be executed live on national television and the day in question should be a public holiday.
Gromit finally getting a voice after 37 years with famous actor landing role trib.al/CpAQ21I
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“God Packs” implies the existence of “Devil Packs” which is what I’ve been opening for the last decade.



























