Rich

Frustrating that so many people can't get Wrexham tickets and there's loads of empty seats. What a waste.

Are we all excited for this game tonight? 😬

Are Aliadière and Bendtner starting up front for Arsenal in the League Cup tonight?

This is the worst Man Utd side I've seen since last week.

Humans taking AI jobs

In my 40s finding out pumpkins come in so many shapes and colours.

I think she is actually dead, but this is now Hell and she has to stay here to see how fucked up the world gets.

At last. World Rally Champion @ElfynEvans

Everything crossed for Elfyn Evans to finally get the job done and bring the world rally championship to North Wales.

Running is great, apart from the actual running. I like getting ready for a run, and the feeling once I've finished the run, but the run itself is fucking shit.

The Southampton manager is the most boring cunt I've ever seen in my life. And I've been a gynecologist for 20 years.

This is the worst Tottenham side I've seen since Tuesday

Man City have signed Kiki Musampa's brother, Chris. He won't be available until December #deadlineday

Still waiting for Reece James to show me something. Myth.

I just want to thank everyone for sharing the government alert on social media. I'd never have seen it, if it didn't arrive at my phone with a deafening alarm. Also, well done to those that called 999, was the best thing to do, and you are not retarded....

This is what mum's used to say to convince kids to wear Nicks trainers for school.

I thought Infantino was going to Morocco to tell everyone he was quitting, but instead, he's just decided all by himself that the World Cup Final will be held there. The guy is insane.