Richard Stone

Name That Tuna #GiveAShowSeaLegs

On The Basses #GiveAShowSeaLegs

Dad's Navy #GiveAShowSeaLegs

Class Encounters Of The Third Kind #GiveAShowSeaLegs

"When you make porridge, first put the oats in the container on to the scales!" boomed Gordon Ramsay into my ear. That was my weigh cup call. #Lunchpun

The large sink hole in our road has been repaired. We wanted to thank the supervisor but he seems to have gone missing.

Bumble bees muddle through. #Lunchpun

There's a mass brawl at Eton College, it's all kick toff. #Lunchpun

To be good at ice skating you have to be pretty sharp on your feet. #Lunchpun

Paul McCartney went to Kintyre to think things over. #LunchPun

Excessive Pride #PompousPets

I learnt from an early age the value of work. It's 11. Or more if you can get a double or treble.

I met Naga Munchetty the other day - she wouldn't stop. #LunchPun

Space flights have been cancelled until further notice due to a faulty lift.

The undertaker had to cancel the funeral service due to a bad coffin fit. #LunchPun