
Stuyvesant HS/CTY/med nerd. Comedian & Polypharmacy Troubleshooter. @mcsweeneys|@pitchjokes| @funnyordie|@Gomerblog|#bodegahive
Wash Heights, NYC // Philly
Joined January 2012
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The Neo–Don Dadaist, MSci 🗽 retweeted
.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
She's literally just tired. Appropriately so.
Drunk or not, Jaime West perfectly described what it feels like to be in America right now: "I mean, ugghhhhh" @michaelkosta
The Neo–Don Dadaist, MSci 🗽 retweeted
Replying to @TheStalwart
can we please stop pretending that prediction markets have predictive value?
Check your @TMobile bill, right now.
The lawsuit taught them nothing. They've been overcharging me for years now, and I was too tired to fight it.
I'm awake now. Leave
Rough
"$80 parking. $30 nachos and a Coke. And here I am back in my car headed to the hotel. I can't make it to Sunday's game, so now I'm gonna miss a game. I promised my wife I'd be home by Sunday morning. I've got two flights booked for Sunday morning."
➡️ A frustrated fan sounds off with @VulinecJake on MLB's delayed decision to postpone #Guardians #Rays Game 4 of the ALCS
Half of the complainants went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival. They could've addressed that with them face to face
It's post-COVID NYC. Anyone can lose everything at any time.
Replying to @emilyagain
If she made these incredible pieces, how was she homeless? They have market value...
Anything behind that?





















