I solved this months ago. I think we all did.
D4vd reportedly killed Celeste Rivas with a “sharp instrument” according to prosecutors.
The charges against D4vd include:
• Continuous sexual abuse of a child
• Murder
• Murder for financial gain
• Murder to prevent testimony
• Murder by lying in wait
• Use of a deadly weapon
• Mutilation of human remains
MAGA should be the new word for retarded. When I see something I think is retarded I’m going to start saying “That’s so MAGA”!
I’m working on a theory about how punch the monkey is actually a marketing ploy for the zoo in Japan housing him.
This is how other zoos can replicate this model and use it to boost sales at zoos around the world.
The theory is that they are spraying punch with a offputin scent
All the comments are “great impressions but he’s not doing anything funny with them”
so I ask
Do impressions have to be hysterical to be valid?
I like @themattfriend and this video is fine. I think people just looking to hate cuz that’s what we do now.
Comedian @themattfriend performs some of his favorite celebrity impressions.
Watch the full video: youtu.be/Np9QNHWGt5U?si=1aVY…
New @BootsRiley going to be insane as always! Can’t wait!
Our country just needs a huge hug from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I’m convinced that’s all that can save us.
How is the lip filler lady defending trump saying Iceland almost a half dozen times? What her name? Karoline levy or something?







