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The Guerilla King

@RobThomasComedy

Teller of jokes, Star of @PodAnotherOne, Human trafficker on a very small scale.

 Liverpoooool
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Joined June 2009
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They have thrown the booky wook at him.
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GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkOct 31
Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Justin Herbert interceptions.
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KJ@kj1310_Oct 31
had a fucking stinker here, this is exactly what all clubs should be doing👍🏻
ZAGKAG (@ZAGKAG1811) profile pictureZAGKAG@ZAGKAG1811Oct 31
Struggling to fill the stadium, so they have to give free tickets to local school kids 🤣🤣🤣
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🕷️@dxvd123Oct 31
Tielemans and Luke Shaw's conversation on the bench today

Big John earns Guinness World Records title

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Proud to have @robbohuyton representing us tbf, never met him but comes across and really sound lad
Lauren (@laurennUTD) profile pictureLauren@laurennUTDOct 29
That Liverpool fan who goes on The Overlap: Fan Debate is sound isn’t he? Always got very measured views. Got more in common with him and how he sees things than loads of United’s football twitter 😂
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James Acaster taking his ball and going home. Spoilt Brat. Didn't like his team so ruined it for everyone.
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🆎@theABinKCOct 28
when is henry ruggs up for parole? asking for brett veach #chiefskingdom
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🌨️@NotLikeRussOct 28
Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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lottie ☕️@spadobsessiveOct 26
its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs...
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@BBCBreakfastOct 26
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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Mick Moran@Mick_Moran_Oct 26
.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
mooresy (@jamesmoores_) profile picturemooresy@jamesmoores_Oct 25
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Divino@elite_balltakesOct 21
Florian Wirtz has played 3 games in a row without Szoboszlai for the first time in his Liverpool career.
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntOct 20
Florian Wirtz has scored or assisted in three consecutive games for the first time in his Liverpool career: 🅰️ vs LASK 🅰️ vs Brentford ⚽️ vs Villarreal
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Lazy Alcoholic
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Weird the way people can lie while posting the truth
Bill Walsh (@MeatBadness) profile pictureBill Walsh@MeatBadnessOct 20
Dying live on TV. Hocking Adidas though ...
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Football Away Days
@AwayDaysFBOct 20
This angle of Man City's opener tonight really does show how embarrassing of support that club has... There is more empty seats, than filled ones, on a Champions League night.. 🫣
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hasbullacueta@CFChasbullaOct 20
This video is actually hilarious 😭
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Dean Coughlin@deancoughlin_Oct 17
Could have been awkward…
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Currys
@currysOct 15
EU roaming feels ambitious
Everton (@Everton) profile pictureEverton
@EvertonOct 15
Introducing Everton Mobile – the sim-only network built for Blues. 📱 Reliable, flexible, exclusive rewards and great value, with plans starting from just £15 a month. Join today: evertonfc.com/mobile

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GL DiVittorio
@gldivittorioOct 15
I like Shane Gillis as a comedian, I don't think he hit the tone he was going for or the punchlines this time, but he'll be fine and I'm still gonna follow his stuff. As far as the general state of comedy and ~jester's privilege~ though, I think Anthony Jeselnik nails it here:
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GL DiVittorio
@gldivittorioOct 15
The issue with Shane Gillis' SNL set is that it wasn't funny enough. He's done way more offensive bits, but most were so funny they intuitively registered as bits, not beliefs. Edgy jokes don't get comedians in trouble, jokes that aren't good enough to extenuate their premises do
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Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomicOct 14
Russell Brandroid
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@BBCNewsOct 14
Robot seized by German police after allegedly groping teenage girl bbc.in/4yhLbMk
Robot seized by German police after it was allegedly used to grope teenage girl

Robot seized by German police after it was allegedly used to grope teenage girl

Police have launched an investigation on suspicion of sexual harassment after the robot's owner, 16, and his companion are said to have streamed the incident.

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