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When you're trying to enjoy a nice dinner at Dennys and you hear a bunch of theatre kids come through the door after opening night
The strategicly placed perfectly clean paper towel in the kitchen trash can will not hide the 47 tiny wrappers when you accidentally went raccoon mode on the post-Halloween candy bowl again.
...Or so I've been told.
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My feed has been inundated with AI videos of anthropomorphic foods yelling at me saying "I'm Honey and Tumeric! Don't boil me and waste my enzymes! Instead, freeze me overnight and use me as a suppository" and I have to wonder if the himan race is really going to make it
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Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-altitude
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-altitude #BUFvsDEN
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Shout out to James Gunn and Supergirl for bringing the far superior Walkman style headphones into DC
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Bringing a ratty old band t-shirt from the back of the closet just to be used as a dust rag and I'm like damn bro we both had to go out and get jobs
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The Amazon commercial where the old guy on the treadmill is sweating to the oldies but it's Shine by Collective Soul is absolutely debilitating
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Tech support at the Amazon Web Service site in Virginia walking into their salary negotiation after finding out they keep half the internet from crashing
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At this point, I'm throwing a Hail Mary and a Hail Satan on everything.
Whoever answers first, wins.
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The Notre Dame newsletter to all their non-papal alumni when the first American pope went to Villanova
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Happy, Grammar Day every,one! Its a good time, to remember to use proper punctuation, because its just comma sense!,,
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