Writer and performer of some of what I write. I joined Twitter to spend more time with my phone. I am doing a tour of my show CAN in 2026
Joined September 2009
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Rob Auton retweeted
"WaltZ" is an American hero. He works his ass off to make ends meet, only to be "bruh" bashed by smug little Gen Zers. His 4 children went to bed without Dad...
I just made a small donation for this amazing guy. I hope you can too.
gofundme.com/f/support-a-har…
Rob Auton retweeted
The Red Baron employee who was "pranked" (harassed) has been found!
He is Walt Z from Michigan.
GoFundMe will be giving him the money directly.
gofundme.com/f/support-a-har…
I am going to send an email to people on my mailing list in the next few days. This one has a fair bit in it about a squirrel I saw storing conkers. If you’d like to sign up you can do that right here robauton.co.uk/mailing-list
Tomorrow I am doing my show ‘JUPITER’ in London at the Young Vic Theatre as part of Shedinburgh Festival. This will be the last time I do this show until my tour next year, tickets are on the Young Vic website. 3.10pm start.
Cheers
Rob
LONDON- I am doing my show JUPITER at the YOUNG VIC this Saturday afternoon. 3.10pm. It is a story/hour comedic monologue about me being an estate agent on the planet Jupiter. If you would like to come it would be great to see you.
Rob Auton retweeted
★ ★ 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪 ★ ★
Two-time British Podcast Awards Gold winner along with many TV appearances - @RobertAuton is brining his brand new show 'JUPITER' to Dublin! 🪐😅
📆 4 April 2027
🎫 Secure your seats ~ bit.ly/4hqmiJf
Rob Auton retweeted
★ ★ 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗗 ★ ★
Multi-award-winning writer, performer, podcaster and actor @RobertAuton is returning to the stage in 2027 with his brand new show 'JUPITER' coming to Dublin on 4 April 2027! 😅
🎫 Tickets on sale Tomorrow at 10AM
Tooooour. I am going on tour next year. I am also doing shows this year at @abercomedyfest.bsky.social on Oct 4th and the Young Vic in London as part of THE SHEDINBURGH FESTIVAL ON OCT 10 3pm. Tickets from robauton.co.uk
Last night I was woken by an idea for a line I had in a dream. I couldn’t believe how good this line was. I’d never heard anything like it. I wrote it down in my notes. The line was ‘The lethargy at the heart of a dog’s intuition’. It meant so much in the dream but now- nothing.
Rob Auton retweeted
Incredible new Scarred for Life episode OUT NOW! This week we are joined by performer, writer & poet @RobertAuton to chat magpies, Narnia and Willie Lopez from ghost.
Rob Auton retweeted
New Show - @RobertAuton 🚨
Following the success of his sell-out 2025-26 nationwide tour, multi-award-winning writer, performer, podcaster and actor Rob Auton is returning to Sheffield next April his thirteenth hour JUPITER. This show is a story about a time when Rob Auton had a job as an estate agent on the planet Jupiter. It is fiction.
Tickets on sale Friday 17th July @ 10am from: leadmill.co.uk/event/rob-aut…
