Fastest double clicker in the west (country). I like animals with big heads. Sad that Twitter is such a hatefest…only good for customer services these days.
Joined May 2009
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“It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don’t you think?”
#BenoitBlanc
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Dear @Specsavers
I don’t need a constant stream of emails and texts reminding me about my upcoming appointment multiple times per day. It’s making me feel like cancelling just to make them stop! Please rein it in a bit!
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What the *%$# @JordansCereals?!?!
The packaging was always oversized but now you’ve shrunk the actual bars to about two thirds the size. They’re like fun size bars. Come on. Isn’t it enough they’ve shrunk so much? You don’t need to con us with the box as well. Misleading.
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Busiest train I’ve been on in a long long time. Wonder where everyone is going… #AptecoLive
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It’s 5am. Which means one of two things. I’m either going for a bike ride or to #AptecoLive. I don’t have any cycling gear on so it must be #AptecoLive. Looking forward to seeing everyone in person once again. Get those Danish pastries lined up - Hooverman is coming! #Apteco
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Can anyone explain this?
Train from Huddersfield to London, changing at Manchester and getting the 07:00 train from there is an already expensive £208.
But the Manchester to London leg purchased alone (a shorter trip on the same train) is £351.
#trainride #travel
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After leaving @Apteco Apex at the National Space Centre I saw one of these driving through Leicester! How serendipitous! #AptecoLive
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What do you wear when @Apteco hold their partner and user event at the UK National Space Centre???
Why, Star Wars socks of course!
And space themed nails, obviously! Looking forward to seeing everyone ☺️ #AptecoLive
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Hey @Stagecoach_West - please ask your drivers to stop when they pass a bus stop with six people waiting. Some of them might actually want to get on. Like me.
This morning the driver drove past stops people had rung the bell to get off the bus too.
Maybe basic training needed.
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The best thing to come out of this election. Superb stuff @AldiUK 👏
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Like many others it would seem, very not impressed by this “April fools” email from GBK. Fraud isn’t funny when you’re on the receiving end of it.
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Gutted to hear that @ClaudiaWinkle is leaving @BBCRadio2 - she and @LizaTarbuckUK are the best thing about the station, always making me laugh out loud. ☹️
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Just seen the air ambulance land on top of Bristol Royal Infirmary. Both heart breaking (because someone is in a BAD way) and heart warming (that these AMAZING people are looking after us). So important and so valued. ❤️
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If @Pret are trying to dissuade people from sitting around in their shops then jacking the prices up has worked a treat. £6 for an eat in ham and cheese baguette? Multi-year affair over. ☹️
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