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Jason Roche

@RocheJasonM

nobody. don't worry about it.

Joined April 2010
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I don’t know why scammers stop talking to me
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Dear lord make me a bird so I can’t be shot out of the sky and eaten by coyotes.
Wordle 212 2/6 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Come at me yo!
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Wordle 210 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Tres!
I used to think I loved people, but then they told me corporations were people, so I guess I love business now.
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Wordle 209 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Never give up
Wordle 208 6/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nailed it
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Trimming my kid’s fingernails while I take a shit is peak fatherhood
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Movies make getting into a clock tower seem super easy.
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What did you have for dessert? nitter.cf/boguthrie/status/10154…
Bo (@boguthrie) profile pictureBo@boguthrie7 Jul 2018
#DinnerWasRuinedWhen my parents told me they were getting divorced. OH SORRY TO RUIN YOUR GOOD MOOD.
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21 Savage has 8 million in his bank account but still feels the need to have 8 shooters on the ready? Bank accounts are federally insured man. Chill out.
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Dispatch from the breakroom: The cashier, who lives with her mother, “loves houses.” She likes bathrooms more than kitchens.
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Read this and thought “he should’ve used some of that gun money to buy real dishes” nitter.cf/jacobkprc/status/94746…
Jacob Rascon (@JacobKHOU11) profile pictureJacob Rascon@JacobKHOU1131 Dec 2017
Man in custody after Houston police find AR-15, shotgun, handgun and “lots of ammmo” inside his hotel room, on 28th floor of Houston Hyatt Regency, overlooking planned New Year’s celebration. His truck, with paper plates, found and towed.
The cover art for old Uncle Scrooge comics were all basically rap album covers
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I’m guessing—Pee super hard, yes? nitter.cf/lifehacker/status/9330…
Lifehacker (@lifehacker) profile pictureLifehacker
@lifehacker21 Nov 2017
How to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger: lifehac.kr/ReEqEnK
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Losing Manson and Difficult People was really a one-two punch. nitter.cf/billyeichner/status/93…
billy eichner (@billyeichner) profile picturebilly eichner
@billyeichner20 Nov 2017
Charles Manson just could not live without Difficult People.
Watching Fixer Upper. They love shiplap. But to me it's more like SHITLAP! Ha! fuck that noise.
Looks like they're all addicted to handcuffs. Sad! nitter.cf/brilliant_ads/status/9…
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@onedumbboy19 Aug 2017
Steve Bannon is actually a genie. he granted Trump's 3 wishes and has been summoned back to an empty Evan William's bottle full of dip spit.
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Vultures feeding on a deer carcass nitter.cf/justsitthere/status/89…
Just Sit There (@justsitthere) profile pictureJust Sit There@justsitthere30 Jul 2017
What made you smile today?
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