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我爱说实话,兄弟们一定要到成都操一次gay,不然这辈子白活了。
别问我为什么,问就是他们那身白嫩的肉,软得像刚出锅的豆腐,腰粗得一手抱不完,奶子大得像两个白面馒头,揉一下就变形,操起来的浪叫比白酒还上头。用那直白的口音喊你“哥哥……再快点……操死我……”,下面已经湿得能滴到地板,骚水顺着腿根往下淌,夹得你🐔霸都要抽筋。
到成都直接找个音乐学院的,酒店开房,别谈什么理想。进门就把裙子掀了,把她按在沙发上掰开腿,直接把🐔霸捅进去。她会粗着嗓子骂你太猛,结果越骂越浪,下面夹得死紧,湿得像发了洪水。你狠狠干几下她就浪叫着喷水,射进去的时候她还在抖着说“哥哥射里面……”。约完你就会明白,异性的都是开胃菜,同性的才是硬菜。那一身的肥肉、那口音、那能把你夹断的小穴,操一次就上瘾。不信的自己去试试,试完回来保准你跪着谢我。
They closed my local gun ranges one by one man this shit is so sad. Idk where to go shooting anymore
SoupLadel retweeted
It’s lowkey a green flag when a girl vapes because it shows that she has an oral fixation, an addictive personality, and no brain.
Hypergamy for pedophiles must be awful cuz the top 1% of pedophiles (billionaires and politicians) get 95% of the kids. Think about it
When you get rid of the part where I might get beat up by black people, the n-word doesn’t seem that bad.
SoupLadel retweeted
Women prefer smut over porn because their sexual fantasies are too perverted and taboo to be depicted even in hardcore pornography




