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Joined August 2012
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Lying in bed with just one thought on my mind this evening. And that is that the only thing staying longer than your auntie this Christmas is I’m on my way through the Wincanton mud.
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Terrible way to ruin a fantastic test match. @patcummins30 and Alex Carey hold your heads in shame. Also @stevesmith49 I saw you cry on the telly.
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3 places in a 16 runner cross country at the festival… come on @BetUKOfficial giz a chance 🤣
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1/2. As many of my close friends know I have been in need of a new phone for about 2 years but have been putting it off due to dreading setting up a new one. Turns out I have been proven correct in terms of dreading this process. Got a new one for Christmas.
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2/2. Six days on from Christmas I still haven’t set it up (not for the lack of trying) and it really has become an incredibly frustrating process. @Apple why are these things never straight forward?
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A game and a half and I still haven’t seen a goal since the Iran game. Looking forward to the test match starting. #EngPak #Subcontinent
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GA LAW stays on strongly under a brilliant ride from Jonathan Burke to collar French Dynamite and win the Paddy Power Gold Cup! What a race that was 😍
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Ga Law stays longer than your auntie at Christmas #Realtalk #PPGC
You can pack the off side all you want Monday 🏏
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We've missed this. 🏠 #FULNEW
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After ignoring the Royal London Cup all season. Sky Sports have turned up for the final. I take it the 16.4 has finished now!
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Form is temporary, class is permanent.
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When your mates ask you to pick a winner
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Am I the only person in this country that doesn’t rate Liam Livingstone?
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Incredible example of how not to run. Turning blind at this level of cricket is simply inexcusable, a quiet apology from Mitchell in the dressing room after I’m sure.
"A TERRIBLE piece of running, panic all over the place!" Oh dear... New Zealand are collapsing - Tim Southee is run out for a duck! He is fuming 😳 #ENGvsNZ
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Dread to think what went on at the promotion party yesterday. One thing is for sure though, I am swiftly learning that it is @alcooper147 world and we’re just living in it. #Yahman #Rastahman
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Honeysuckle 🆚 Constitution Hill 📍𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: @CheltenhamRaces 👇𝗚𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚: Good to Soft 🏁𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘: 2 miles ½ furlong ⏱𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: 𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 - 3𝘮 50𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘏𝘪𝘭𝘭 - 3𝘮 44𝘴 #ITVRacing | #CheltenhamFestival | #OnThisDay
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Congratulations to @HollieDoyle1 and @TomMarquand who are tying the knot today! ❤
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Since starting my new lifestyle commuting around the London Underground system everyday, something has really caught my eye. I find it amazing how many people that aren’t aware of escalator code. If you want to stand still please stand on the bloody right and let me walk past.
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