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Roy Quinoa retweeted
People always talking about going back in time to kill Hitler well there’s a bunch of Hitlers just walking around in public right now lemme see your moves
Roy Quinoa retweeted
You’re asleep & suddenly at 3am your smoke alarms wake you up. You open your bedroom door to find your house is full of smoke & on fire. You make your way out to the street coughing & dial 911 & hear:
“To hear the prices of the top 3 fire departments, press 1.”
It's felt like The Truman Show at Spurs for the last two years with editors behind the scenes directing a consuming narrative. But we're on the up now and with Utd issues and Villa picking fights with Sky, I expect a positive story to build around Spurs. Might even get a penalty.
People reading this and weighing in with no grasp that this it's absolute bullshit. Media literacy through the floor.
🎙️ A lip reader has decoded the heated exchange between Martin Ødegaard and referee Michael Salisbury after Max Dowman’s red card:
Ødegaard: “That's a yellow card in five different languages.”
Salisbury: “What are you saying? Trying to act like captain material in front of the cameras?”
Ødegaard: “You're really going to send off a 16-year-old kid? He's younger than some of the ball boys!”
Salisbury: “Just did. The game is the game. Let's not get sentimental now.”
Ødegaard: “So you're telling me you looked at a 16-year-old boy and thought, ‘Yeah, let's ruin his evening’?”
Salisbury: “I'm telling you his age isn't written into the laws of the game.”
Ødegaard: “Neither is your ego, but here we are.”
Salisbury: “Careful, Martin. Keep talking and you'll be joining him.”
Ødegaard: “Send me off too, then. At least we'll have matching stories for the dressing room.”
Salisbury: “You can tell him the story from the stands.”
Ødegaard: “Unbelievable. You've just made yourself the most famous man in the stadium for all the wrong reasons.”
Salisbury: “And you've just made yourself the next man I'm watching very closely.”
BBC website asking if Fleetwood beating Arsenal is the biggest upset ever and offering alternatives to vote on yet omitting their self-described "greatest shock" from earlier this year.
Nice to see another team booed off by their home fans. By far the better team, even with 10 men.
#Coys
I can't conjure a single sporting reason why Spurs are wearing their 3rd kit today. White shirts would be far better. Is no decision ever focused on on-field success?
Roy Quinoa retweeted
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You will get it a couple of weeks before it's released.
All you have to do is retweet this tweet & I will select a winner at random.
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Brighton's lead over Arsenal coupled with Brentford's crushing of Chelsea is evidence of Spurs' policy of recruiting managers whose clubs improve exponentially as soon as they leave.
