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royse

@Roysenotes

World famous egg hurler

 Seattle (sometimes Chi & LA)
Joined February 2011
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my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling
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playing ocarina of time and im floored at this. this is exactly how i talk to my cat
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My uber driver in Chicago just said that he refuses to eat pizza outside of Illinois because “nobody else knows how to make it”. Then said “now New York pizza isn’t bad, but they’re still trying to figure it out”
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“spiders are actually good, they eat bugs” yeah well so do i. and they’re taking all the good ones
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I won’t let my corporate job stop me from living my lifelong dream of sorta just walking around with a series of coffees
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can’t stop looking at this photo of my cat getting caught red handed doing whatever the hell she’s doing
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On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.
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Incredible things happening in Seville
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Rotterdam I see what you’ve got cooking and I have nothing but respect for your game
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in the wake of this new ice murder in minneapolis, remember that 90% of the accounts justifying it on here are bots. don’t argue or engage with them
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Isi Breen@isaiah_bbJan 7
The government smearing an American as a “domestic terrorist” after agents of the state murdered her, is stomach churning in a way I can’t really describe.
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The annual roysenotes best songs of da year 1. Wednesday - Elderberry Wine 2. Geese - Cobra 3. Perfume genius - It’s a mirror 4. Wednesday - townies 5. Bad bunny - baile inolvidable 6. Ryan Davis - better 7. feeble little horse - this is real 8. Avalon Emerson - Eden
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9. Earl sweatshirt - tourmaline 10. Says Gray - Lie Down
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sorry my mom doesn’t let me listen to billie eilish past 8 pm or i get scared
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“You’re my tiny little baby boy” (I work from home and have 4 cats)
Dave (@tufdave) profile pictureDave
@tufdave10 Nov 2025
Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work
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Would you guys be mad if I turned 31 today and enjoyed a tasty cup o coffee
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Excited to announce I’ve been promoted to CEO of the cum store
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Oasis day oasis day
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Haven’t tweeted in a while. They turned the water off on a water slide while I was on it and I got stuck for months
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Ryan@r_l00sky8 Jun 2025
I enjoy wine and yap and this is the whole point and so does @Roysenotes
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I ENJOY WINE!
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Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) profile pictureBig Tucson Dad@BigTucsonDad28 Dec 2024
I enjoy wine!
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