Andrew

Really need help understanding why an ad critical of Israel that Abdul El-Sayed’s campaign didn’t even run is antisemitism and disqualifying, but Mike Rogers hiring literal Nazis and courting white nationalists isn’t.

Btw police officers LOVE it when you go up to them on Halloween and say “that’s the most realistic looking stripper cop costume I’ve ever seen.”

Stress, time, and life got in the way this year so for Halloween I am going to be a Guy Who Is Dealing With Some Stuff.

I like to think I more or less have my finger on the pulse when it comes to pop culture but found out just now today that Sir Patrick Stewart was a straight heterosexual.

Really miss when Twitter was a place for inside jokes pre-Elon bc now whenever a tweet gets more than 3 retweets the comments are just spammed full of the most hateful people you could ever imagine calling you slurs you couldn’t even dream of.

The kids are not alright, some Gen Z child commented on my TikTok being like “likely opinion with someone with your massive ear lobes” what do you MEAN we’re supposed to be self conscience about that now too??

Idk how to say this kindly but I think some of you are so attached to your own suffering because you think it’s poetic and the most interesting thing about you. I promise you there is beauty in the mundane, that days without self-hatred are at worst a brilliantly boring affair.

This is such an encapsulation of modern day masculinity. It’s all a performance. Short men can wear these inserts to be appear tall, but they’re still short in real life. Soy boys can act like what they think a “masculine” man acts like, but they’re still fems at heart.

Not to get political but why do I never hear anyone pushing for a viable third party also pushing for ranked choice voting? I think it would help elect more third party candidates! Again I’m sorry for getting political. We should make California 2 states and the Dakotas 1.

There is an urge, especially among good people, to push back on inflammatory statements. Grifters weaponize your good heart for clicks, bc those clicks line their pockets. Guard your hearts, ignore and block the grifters!

Hot take but the “NYC transplant vs. Native New Yorker” discourse on TikTok is a prime example of how algorithms are designed to take small disagreements and morph them into tribalist feuds that split up left-of-center coalitions.

Gay people we have to pick two days that we’re celebrating Halloween every year and stick with them bc I cannot come up with 4 different costumes every year

The people who make those ads for the games that look nothing like the actual games themselves should go to jail I think.

My 19 year old cousin was horrified when I described the chaos and violence of the Black Friday of yore, like he couldn’t comprehend that people used to literally kill each other bc the deals were that insane and limited while today it’s like 15% off for two weeks.

Told everyone I was going to come up with the most compelling and clever costume anyone has ever seen for Halloween but then I forgot and bought a ghost face mask from a Duane Reade on the way to the pregame instead.